Carole Radziwill
on Apr 2

At LuAnn's, here we go again. Oh my God. Girls! You're circling the drain. I sincerely apologize to all of you for the excruciating boredom of this scene, this topic, and Vivvy Drescher herself. As you've learned already, writing is not interesting to talk about and Vivs literally can't stop talking about it! Talking about writing. Isn't it ironic? I wonder if there will be even one frame of video this season, actually showing her writing, or even anything closely related to it. Like maybe meeting with her "Village," or her "million hands," her "team," her "committee," her PR person, her Publishing House, anything? Do you get the feeling that maybe she talked this book? Because if talking were writing, the chick would be J.K. Rowling.

Let me put this in simpler words, and borrow a quote from my favorite Caburlesque star (about Aviva from last season): "The woman didn't split the atom."

She got on a reality show, she signed a book deal, she hired a ghostwriter. This is something many reality stars before her have done quite successfully, and many after her will do. I will say this one last time: when she told me about the book I congratulated her, then when she asked for my help to find a writer, I did. I helped. It wasn't a parade or a banner or ticker tape, true. I'm sure I forgot to tell her repeatedly how unbelievably amazing she is just by being the fascinating truly amazing and incredible marvel that she is.

What does Amana-banana the drunk think? Hmm. What is she even saying? Who the hell is she, by the way? Why is she always duct-taped to Aviva’s other side?