The Tipsy Housewives of Bravo: The Funniest Drunken Moments

The 'Wives love their drinks, and here's further proof!

The Housewives are dramatic, outspoken, and emotional in their normal state. Add alcohol into the equation, and everything intensifies. Everything also becomes much funnier. The best, though, is when a 'Wife who usually handles her liquor rather well lets loose for the night. Here is a compilation of the best drunken Housewives moments out there. 

1.  Luann's free fallin'

The Real Housewives of New York City
Luann D'Agostino Might Be Drunk
We're no experts, but the signs are there.
This progression of events is the gift that keeps on giving. Luann goes from slurred words, to shakin' her booty, to the ultimate drunken defeat: falling into the bushes. And then moments later, she falls again!

2.  Heather 'Fancy Pants' Dubrow puts on her party pants

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Heather's Pretty Drunk
and the ladies have never seen her like this before.
Apparently there is a limit to how much champs Heather can drink. 

3.  Melissa Gorga's the only one drunk at dinner

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Melissa's the Only One Drunk
The alcohol is flowing and Melissa takes advantage.
"Leave her alone, she's drunk" -Joe Gorga

4.  Lisa and Joanna down a bottle (or two), and turn into sex experts

The Real Housewives of Miami
Lisa, the Sex Therapist
Lisa gives advice to Joanna and Romain about how to spice up their sex life.
Girls hanging with a bottle of wine turns into Girls Gone Wild when the singular bottle turns into three. Is that lucky or unfortunate for Roman? 

5.  Drunk Brandi channels her Cowboy cheerleader days

The Real Housewives of Dallas
Has Brandi Finally Had Too Much Jesus Juice?
We'll let you decide after watching her tabletop somersault.
And she sticks the landing!

6.  Sonja loses another tooth

The Real Housewives of New York City
Sonja Morgan Loses Another Tooth
But trust us, she had a very good reason.
“It’s not a party unless Sonja looses a tooth, and I pee my pants and my boob comes out.” –Bethenny Frankel

7.  Beverly Hills Housewives turned into gynmasts

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Back in High School
The ladies had way too much to drink and they are all transported back to high school.
Oh the irony that adult drinks end up bringing out the inner child. 

8.  Vicki peed on Tamra's bed

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Vicki Peed on Tamra's Bed!
But it wasn't a whole lot, just a trickle.
Following a long night whooping it up for Tamra's bachelorette party in Mexico, Vicki may have, uh, leaked.

9.  This pretty much sums it up

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Oh The Joys of Alcohol
The ladies do love their drinks!
The OG OC squad puts it best by saying, "Oh, the joys of alcohol."

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