I have so many words that I feel like I'm at a loss for words. Is it me or was this week's show like an MTV spring break Cancun pinata that just busted wide open? Well I am no longer disengaged or confused about why this show or these women are on the air. This is entertainment at its finest, and I am in, I am buckled up, and I am in for the ride of my life.

First, is Havasu a lake or a river? I know it's a lake, but Vicki calls it the river. Second, please, dear God, tell me that I can live my life and never hear the following phrase again: "Show us your pubes" and please give me the moments back during which Tamra fondled Simon's balls and he told her to "Blow me" in order for her to get a boat. Her breasts were the talk of the town. Tamra brought the rack of Gibraltar with her. I always say "go big or go home" and Tamra got the memo.

Also, am I naïve or do adults do "beer bongs" and drink beer out of funnels? Do people really drink beer out of animal print holders surrounded in boa fur? Also, was it me or did Vicky's friend look like the tan woman in There's Something About Mary. Those guns were loaded too. This show was a combination of Married With Children, My Name is Earl, Girls Gone Wild, and Cops. Need I address the wardrobe this week? Where to start? I will go there if I have to. I will politely address the staged drama of Frankie showing up to the party, but frankly who cares? Vicky needs to either a) engage b) confront or c) just simply ignore and move on. Whatever she chooses, don't get caught up and be juvenile. High school was over 30 years ago, and we should be glad. As for Ryan's inner lip tattoo, screw him. It has nothing to do with Tamra. She is a good mother, and she needs to let the guilt go.