There's a new housewife in town and she prides herself on being obsessed with being young. How original. I do appreciate her honesty about the topic, but her whole storyline seemed like a bit of a snooze, unlike Gretchen's burlesque party. I swear I'm not being ignorant when I ask: Is this what housewives, much less people in general, do for entertainment? Is this what men really like? I'm all for someone wanting to look hot, use toys and dance like a stripper, but I had no idea that this was the new Tupperware party. Whips and crops. Maybe I'm just not misbehaving enough, because I can't recall ever being whipped. I had no idea I was such a prude. Gretchen did look hot in those peacock feathers. Jeff and his family will be very proud. SOMEONE EXPLAIN.

I like Jeana and I think it is endearing that she is concerned about the absence of a man in the house. Jeana, Tamra and Vicki are all good mothers and have nothing to worry about. I didn't have either parent, and I'm a somewhat functioning adult. I believe that their children will all be OK and what doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Simply having mother figures around and knowing that you have a family is more than most have. As for the condom and no drunk driving advice on prom night, I actually thought it was sensible. No mother wants to think of either, but sex and drinking are at the forefront of a teenage boy's mind.

I think Briana is a good daughter and very sensible. Her thoughts about the boat are right on. The boat isn't practical. Boats suck money from your bank account and can't be compared to a house. When it rains, you can sit in and watch a movie. With a boat, you're screwed. I'm with Briana.

Lynne and Gretchen went shopping. Those girls have hot bodies. According to Gretchen, Lynne has positive qualities — she likes to go shopping, to work out and to take good care of herself. Please say there is more.