Well, this episode began like a hot pink mess. The Gretchen/Ryan interaction in the bathroom was embarrassing and could happen to anyone single. Whether Gretchen is single or not is for the jury to decide. As for the many messages I received for liking Tamra the best, everyone can settle down. I'm not naming her the CEO of my company. In the land of entertaining reality television shows, simply put, she is good TV. Gretchen, however, is on her tail for most entertaining blonde housewife.

Jeana was a sympathetic character this week. Her lack of motivation, low-grade depression and inability to rally to workout is relatable and very common. Most people can relate to this. I am immediately going to send her a copy of my upcoming book Naturally Thin: Unleash Your Skinnygirl and Free Yourself From a Lifetime of Dieting. Jeana is beautiful and I am going to help her unleash her skinnygirl pronto.

The stay-at-home mom day was amusing and Tamra certainly brought her two flotation devices. Either her breasts were stung by bees or she did get some more pushing in those cushions. I didn't agree that Gretchen had boob envy. Gretchen's breasts look great. Gretchen's flotation devices were used for her dogs.