Jeana Keough

Jeana has some words of wisdom for the Housewives.

on Feb 8, 2010

As I've said time and time again: Don’t drink and film a TV show, nothing good can come of it. Think Anna Nicole, not a good look. Remember Ozzie Osborne, I wanted to jump through the TV and put him in rehab! When you can’t remember what you filmed until you see it on TV 6 months later, then there is a problem. Lynne was obviously on pain pills and alcohol, otherwise who would have behaved the way she did at a recent lunch party, it is obvious to me that Gretchen is trying to help her and then she is attacked by Lynne. She is lucky Gretchen didn’t slap her! And what about Alexis thinking some married girl is hitting on her husband and causing a scene, wow. I always had people hitting on my boyfriends, husbands whatever, it is flattering. We would laugh about it later, in private. Only once did I get my nose out of joint when a Hollywood star kept sending her bobo to get my boyfriends attention. I thought it was disrespectful after he politely declined once or twice to keep coming over whenever I left his side. Usually women drinking do and stay stupid things, actually so do men. Note to self: I love my friends that are Mormon, I should spend more time with them.

I just got the news today my girlfriend’s daughter, Lisa Hong is getting married! I am so excited, the wedding will be in Utah but the California reception will be at my house and I am thrilled to be part of it! This family is like family to me, every Thanksgiving and Christmas we get to be a part of each others traditions and it is so special. Congrats, Lisa! There is something about weddings that bring friends and family together. I got to go to my niece, Kennedi’s wedding this last December in Wisconsin, I would have preferred a spring/summer wedding in Wisconsin but it turned out amazing. My parents, three brothers and my sister all in one place, with all the extended family was so much fun. I love weddings! I thought maybe we would see a Slade and Gretchen wedding or engagement this season. Gretchen called me and said she had a big surprise, but it was her new single! Did anyone remember I was in a band called The Playmates? It was fun and I really enjoyed recording and rehearsals and dance lessons. I went to a baby shower for Brandi Roderick this last weekend, it was fun seeing former Playmates and listening to their stories! It was like a high school reunion only all the girls were beautiful! Have a great week everybody, and try to do something for someone else this week.