Vicki announced that her you-know-whats wanted to "come out and play" while out on the town with Jeana in Chicago. Best moment or too much information?

G and T became best pals in Vegas, or at least that's what you'd think looking at this picture. Between the sun and STRONG drinks, everyone was in good spirits, even when Gretchen broke out the "hottie whistle." Toot toot!

A Sin City vacation seemed like a great opportunity for the girls to get to know each other better. Instead, they hit the booze and took to the dance floor, bumpin' and grindin' like there was no tomorrow (like there were no cameras.) There are too many best moments to count: Vicki getting flirty, Lynne shakin' it in on the dance floor, Jeana shooting down potential suitors, and, of course, Tamra's running commentary on the hot mess. "It was borderline embarrassing..."

OK, we don't want to sound TOTALLY heartless, but it was a little funny when Vicki got rocked in the face with the football. (For more housewives in peril, see Vicki falling after receiving insurance award.)

This season Lake Havasu was overflowing with Vicki and Tamra's tears. Vicki got choked up thanks to some football-in-the-head trauma, while Tamra lost it over her son's new tattoo...inside his lip...that said 'Nugget.'

Lynne met the wives for her big debut dinner, and it wasn't long before she was telling the whole table to shut up. Shockingly, being told what to do didn't go over well with the rest of the cast.

Del Mar Drama

Pink floppy hats: Proof that Gretchen and Tamra will fight about virtually anything.

Weee!

Look at this picture and tell me you honestly think Tequila shots are a good idea.

Gretchen had no idea that spa day was Housewife speak for hazing. The best spa trip zinger came from Tamra, who saw Gretchen headed towards the group and yelled, "Hold on to your daddies girls!" And thus a beautiful, season-long rivalry was born. Cheers!

Who hasn't had a burlesque/sex toy party in their living room? OC Housewives: They're just like us!