Cast Blog: #RHOC

Poker Face

Tamra: Lizzie's Obsessed With Me

Shannon Settles the Score

Lizzie: Tamra Doesn't Fight Fair

Heather: Why Hate?

RHOC Reunion GIFs: The Gloves Come Off

Lizzie on That Kentucky Fried Nickname

Shannon on Heather's Double Standard

RHOC Reunion GIFs: Psychics, Opinions, and Shade

Heather Weighs in on the Dinner Party

The Difference Between Shannon and Heather

Lizzie Forgives Tamra

Vicki Wants the Best for Tamra

GIF Recap: RHOC Season 9 Finale

Vicki: I'm Tired of Tamra Causing Problems

Recap: 13 GIF-able Life Lessons from Bali

Tamra: Lizzie Is the Worst Kind of Person

Lizzie: Tamra Has it Out for Me

Shannon: There's No Hope Tamra and I

Tamra: Lizzie's Out for Blood

Heather: Can't Friends Disagree

Lizzie: What Tamra's Doing Isn't Right

GIF Recap: Kayaks, Crowns, and Elephants

Shannon Was Shocked Tamra Would Betray Her

Tamra: I Was a Fool to Defend Vicki

Heather: Newsflash It's Not All My Fault

Vicki's Warning to Lizzie

Shannon Isn't Putting Emotions onto Tamra

Lizzie: I Thought Tamra Was My Friend

GIF Recap: Lizzie's Lonely Birthday Dance

Tamra: I'm Going to Be a Tam-ma!

Vicki: This Episode Was Hard to Watch

Heather: I Did Owe Shannon an Apology

Shannon: Tamra Is Stirring the Pot

Lizzie: Tamra Is Stirring Up Sh--

GIF Recap: What Does Tamra Remember?

Vicki Is Trying to Stay Neutral

Shannon: Tamra's Lies Are Mind Boggling

GIF Recap: Lizzie's Dinner Party Disaster

Vicki Advises Shannon to Keep Communication Lines Open

Lizzie: "I Take Sun Kitten Swimwear Very Seriously"

Poker Face

Vicki talks about Michael's poker playing, the slumber party, and TP'ing Jeana's house!


Today I am sitting at my condo in Puerto Vallarta writing my blog and thankful for my life. Yesterday, we almost lost my brother to a near-death drowning in the ocean. I thank God that he survived and is still with us. It really makes you appreciate the people in your life, because at any moment they can be taken away from us.

I'm so proud that Michael has joined my team of professional life insurance agents at Coto Insurance. Currently, he is leading the sales force with the most sales placed this month. Michael has always had a great math mind, which also has benefited him in his hobby of playing poker. Although he played a lot of poker prior to starting at Coto Insurance, he has minimized it now to only a few times per month. I'm not a gambler at all, so for me it was a little scary seeing him doing so well. I didn't want him to make poker playing a full time job, and he hasn't.

I decided to have the ladies over for dinner and a sleepover because I wanted to reconcile from the Florida trip and was hopeful that we could so in my home. Although it wasn't a true sleepover, it still was nice having them over for dinner and drinks. I think we were all more comfortable going home to our own beds versus doing sleeping bags like teenagers. I was worried about it being a boring night, so I decided to have a psychic over to do some readings. Although I really don't believe in it 100%, I thought it would be fun.


When we decided to toilet paper Jeana's house, it sounded like fun at the time, but in hindsight I think it comes off as mean, which I don't want. I have never TP'd anyone's house before, so I wasn't very good at it. We had our house toilet papered when the kids were in high school, and it is very hard to clean up and so for that I regret doing it to her beautiful home.

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Have a great week. Sorry my blog is so short, the happy hour bell rang and I'm heading to the beach.