Vicki taught us that when a friend wrongs you, you should milk them for a full-blown, extravagant apology. Preferably one that involves a trip to Cabo where you get the master suite. And heartfelt vows of undying friendship. Seeing this is enough to make me want to fight with a friend just for the fabulous make-up trip.
Alexis and Gretchen's chat about marriage was also illuminating. Gretchen further explained the theory behind her lease option. Why risk the complacency that comes with marriage if you can just trade in your old model for the new and improved version? You've got to keep your significant other on his toes. That's where Alexis steps in. The important thing is to have "that one person to die with" (which I'm guessing isn't written into the lease option). I always thought it was more about having that one person to share your life with, but hey, it's never to early to be thinking about the afterlife, right?
Vicki also drove home to Tamra (and the viewers) that while girl talk is all about honesty and openness, there is a line. Vaginal rejuvenation and five hour sex to Lady Gaga (insert disco stick/bad romance joke here)? Over that line.
Need something to throw on for some shopping at the mall? A little number to wear for a quick trip to the grocery store? Alexis Couture has got you covered! Alexis' dress line runs the gamut from "informal" to wedding gown chic. All I can say is, it must be stressful to run errands in Orange County, because if Alexis Couture is any indication, you should have a dress for every occasion.
Side Note 1: Hats off to Peggy for sharing her struggle with postpartum depression.
Side Note 2: Don't miss next week when Tamra and Fernanda get real close (and real naked).