The First 'Wives Club's Assistant Editor distills all the 'Wife wisdom from Episode 9.

May 2, 2011

Dos and Don'ts for Guests

Don't say someone's date looks like a male escort

Don't say another guest looks like Lily Munster or Pee Wee Herman

Don't hole yourself up in a bathroom for thirty minutes (other people have to pee!)

Don't tell the hostess in front of everyone else that she made you feel uncomfortable

Don't get krunk at a wine pairing dinner


Vicki made it clear that only you or a licensed cosmetologist should be applying powder to your face. Having anyone else do it is frivolous and unnecessary. Seriously though, Vicki was very adamant about this. 

The perfect lip color for taking on your rivals at a dinner? Bright red. 

Next week Vicki opens up about her marriage troubles, and it's not looking good.