The First 'Wives Club

Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor distills all the 'Wife wisdom from Episode 3.

Mar 21, 2011

Sex

Alexis, Gretchen, and Peggy dishing on their sex lives was probably one of the more illuminating moments we've had this season. You can spice up the bedroom by wearing nothing but panties and a bra like Peggy or just go the more direct route and rock heels and nothing else like Gretchen. And kids are evidently not an obstacle to getting it on so long as you have a closet available. But the biggest shocker certainly came from Alexis who revealed that she and Jim have been known to be blindfolded and bound in the boudoir. And just when I thought Gretchen would win quote of the week by saying that Slade gets "harder or softer according to my mood" (that would be quite a superpower by the way), she immediately one-ups herself with, "Leave it to Alexis who lives on Jesus Lane to tie Jim to a chair." 

Oh the bathtub scene. All of the P.D.A. we saw beforehand at the dinner was still not sufficient enough to prepare us for what was coming, which was quite an eyeful. I think one thing was clear -- Tamra and Eddie definitely have no lack of chemistry. And hey, it looks like Tamra's tactic of a steamy tub tryst was very effective. If that tub could talk...

I have to say though, I'm pretty stoked for next week when Tamra and Vicki take Cabo by storm. I couldn't even keep count of how many tequila shots happened here, but I can only imagine what will unfold as a result...