FYI: Tequila shot: you lick the salt, swallow the tequila & then suck the lime.

The tequila shot goes, lick, swallow, suck....

Hey Vicki, belated birthday greetings, hope it was all you wished for! And for the record with the tequila shots easy way to remember is "lick, sip, suck"...I'll have one or three for you!

I think you are great and you are my favorite Housewife Vicki! I've been watching since day 1 and OC is the BEST! Happy Birthday have a wonderful getaway!

Happy birth day, you are my fave house wife :)

Dear Vicki Gunvalson,

I hope you have a greatly and excitedly your 49th Birthday in San Diego, California and Happy Birthday, Vicki and your daughter, Briana, too. I know you have a little bit of mistake to do right order of shot it. Your question is "what is the correct order to do a shot? Is it the salt, lime and then the shot? As Tamra said there are really only three ways you can do it, and I really don't even know which way was the right way. Does anyone know?" My answer is you are almost right order but it is salt, shot, then lime. Not salt, lime and the shot.

Sincerely,
Craig

love love love u !!!!!!!!! happy birthday !!!!!!!!!

Vicki,
You look amazing this year, you must have done something, I am turning 50 this year and it scares the bejezuz outta me, please share what it is you've had done. Keep on doing you, you give woman hope and enspire us all, much love!!

Happy Birthday, "woo-hoo!" Mine was just last week. Not nearly as exciting as yours. I chuckled all nite after your show. I know how it feels when a close friend stabs you in the back. So what if viewers judge you for taking the knife out slowly and making her sweat. I LOVED IT! Who cares about what they have said on this blog about how you look sad, etc. You are usually whipped from 24-7 working, you have to be suffering from some emotional stuff going on in your own family situation-which I think is them thinking you are so unhappy. Stress doesn't look pretty on anyone. Just hang in there for what is best for you. Take care and God bless.....because you are my favorite housewife!

Happy Birthday Vicki I have a lot of respect for you as a wife, mother and business woman..you know what you want and you go after it, and get it. Your devotion to your children is remarkable, I envy that about you. Although I do feel you should be just as devoted to Don..you have a good man and it would be a shame to see you lose that.

You Don't let anyone on the show make you feel like you're less than what you are. You have a strong personality, and you're very confident, I have a feeling you take what those other girls say with a grain of salt, that's what I like about you! You have strong convictions, and principals and you don't care who likes it...keep it up! you're one strong lady! hope to be like you when I grow up!

I can't make up my mind if I like you or not. Can you please stop being so frigging controlling? I think if you relaxed and let things flow, I could like you. The control crap has to stop.

Sorry about you and Don... but geez! I would have left you yearsssss ago. You speak to him like a dog. Like he doesn't matter. Good luck finding any man who will put up with your ball busting ways.

Either let Tamra off the hook or stop being a judgmental "friend".

Also, if a man wants to cross his legs in any way, shape or form - LET HIM. If I was that guy I would have been mortified.

R-E-L-A-X

happy birthday girl

live it up. I am turning 49 in august this year myself. My dream is to become a top life insurance agent and meet you by the time I turn that 50 mark.
You have given me alot of self esteem back Vicki, and I thank you very much.
Love you girl WAOOOO

You didn't like how Simon judged her, but that seems to be all you did on the trip to Cabo. You were the party girl on your 'business' trip, but when you were really on a fun vacation you were the debbie downer. boo.

YOU'RE ANOTHER ONE WHO SAYS ONE THING AND DOES ANOTHER ......

Why is it that you disapprove of Tamra talking about sex and doing body shots but think it's ok to visit your son at college to drink and party with his friends or flirt with a young guy with your daughter there....while you were drunk yet again. Don't judge others miss insecurity.

I've watched since day one, and have always liked you! However, I think you need to like yourself a little more, and stop fussing about the other gals. You have a lot to be grateful for, and it seems you spend a wee too much time worrying about what the other girls say, do, think, etc. Just don't worry about it so much! It really does make you look, er, well, insecure and majorly jealous. Very jealous. No need to be, though - you've got the whole package!

Happy Birthday!! Mine is on April 6. The way I do a tequila shot. Petron
is the best. I just take it straight. Follow up with a sip of beer. I do not do the salt and lime. Have a great Birthday! You look great.

VICKI, It's obvious you only choose people in your life that don't have as much as you........you put yourself around those that you can constantly brag about your life and work (ie...Tamra). Sadly, though I see someone who is lonely and frankly has nothing at all. While you may have a nicer home and booming insurance business, I don't see you near as happy as the others. I have often wondered if someone could play your part on the show so that you could see how you act and are perceived if it would cause you to take stock of yourself.....just a thought!

lick it, (salt), slam it, (tequila), suck it, (lemon, or lime if you prefer)............about this time one year ago, you did a conference in my lil itty bitty home town of clinton iowa, @ the wild rose casino, i was in town up until the day before your event, which was the day before my bday, super bummed i had to fly back to va, would love to have seen u, here we are, 1 year later, on the cusp of my (ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk) 40th birthday, (april 7th) my grandmother whos 89 reminds me every year im special cuz i was born on the 7th, weighed 7lb 7oz and 7pm.............god love my grandmother...........my husband is giving me a party on the 9th, kinda a sweet 16 for a 40 year old, complete with tiara, boa, purple BITCH bejewelled pimp cup............40 is the new dragqueen........it will be an all out pink fest with pinot..............so i will drink one to you on your birthday and know ill look completely rediculous doing so!

You were so DISAPPROVING of TAMRA in CABO? Why judge so much? Why are your rules the right rules? Let Tamra be Tamra. Isn't that what you kept telling Simon????

Where did you get that gorgeous beach coverup?! The one you were wearing while Tamra was talking about her 5 hrs of bliss?

Congrats and mazal tov on the new chapter in your life!

So many of you are writing about how she needs to respect Don better. Didn't you get the memo they are divorced? She announced it on Watch What Happens Live when the season had just started....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKI!!!:> YOUR GREAT DONT CHANGE. I wish I worked for you benefits look great!!:>

Vicki, watching you on tv makes me really sad. You seem miserable and most of the time jealous of people who have more than you, such as Alexis. All you care about is your insurance company, you tend to be very rude and don't like seeing other castmates succeed. :( It would be good for you to focus more on yourself than your castmates. Best of luck

I appreciate you Vicki!!!!!!!! I am totally enjoying you this season!!!!!!!!

Let me just say, you look fantastic. It is so ridiculous that Alexis is starting her own clothing line. She also seems very angry and bitter this season. And please, Alexis, stop playing the God card so much. I truly think she is misrepresenting God and religion all together.
You, Tamra, and Peggy are the best!!

Seriously, lay off Alexis and Gretchen! Mind your own business!!!

You are very difficult to understand; often contradicting yourself with your views and opinions. You have a great family, and obviously loving and supportive husband; settle down and act your age. Show some appreciation to you husband, or you just may lose him in your quest to be whatever it is you are aspiring to. You are too much most of the time, and full of yourself.

Vicki, please, please, please quit that "Woo Hoo" stuff. It's the most ear piercing, shrieking noise ever. And, nothing but distracting to you.

In the Cabo episode, you kept telling Tammy what to do. Don't do body shots...don't do any shots...don't stand on the railing and watch fireworks...write your friendship vows down on paper...What? you didn't write them on paper...Where are they?!!
WOW! You are so controlling. You are more like Simon than Simon was last season. I don't get it. WOO-HOO, no, I mean BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO for Tamra Barney's sake in having to call you a friend.

Hope your birthday celebration is everything you want it to be and more! For the record, the texan (above) is right on! It's LICK, SLAM, SUCK! Salt, shot, lime...I believe you said you didn't like it that way. WooHoo! (sorry if this posts twice, it really should confirm it went through)

Where can I sign up for the cruise for your birthday?!

Vicki, you are hilarious... and I love both you & Tamra...

Just so you know for next time:
Salt
Shot
Lime

Cheers... Woo Hoo! : )

VICKI
I do think you're blessed with wonderful and grounded children. I continue to feel so badly for your husband.
Its really difficult to comprehend that only last year you renewed vows and now you don't address him on camera and you're certainly not warm when you do.
Sad ...sad....sad.

I so like you this season cause you are drama free and thats how it is supposed to be. I am so happy and excited that you and tamra went on a vacation to mexcio and that you both are friends again. Happy late birtday to you and your daughter. You deserve all that you have and a little fun in your life. Take care! God Bless! luv ya!

I really liked you this season like for realz. You are drama free and thats the way it is supposed to be for real. I am so glad and happy that you and tamra mended you alls friendship and that you both went on a vacation. Happy late birthday to you and your daughter. Have fun and enjoy yourself you deserve it. Take care luv ya and god bless!

I LOVE your energy and your reactions to Tamara are hysterical.. all in good fun it seems. BUT, try not to work so much.. life is short and before you know it your kids will have kids of their own and less time for you... Make time for them while you can :)

Happy birthday Vicki n Briana so pretty n she gonna be just like you , love you guys

I love you but you cant run you private life like you do you professional life. I hope you and Don can pull it together, you two are too cute together. You need to bend in your private life.

Love ya, but how is Don doing?

Vicki since you spend half your life working and the other half talking about how much you work, one would think you would be supportive of someone like Alexis. So what if she designs dresses? You're so strange and obviously envious of others. I think you need to look inside and figure out why you are so insecure you have to talk trash about others.

Your quote, "I'm just so easy to get along with, just don't piss me off"....
wow. It is the easiest thing in the world, (all seasons), to piss you off.....

You are a most self-congratulaling individual. You should watch closely the scenes in Seattle and the faces of your "team". Says it all, kid.

Vicki,
You're a very interesting and private person. Whenever Tamra mentioned Donn's name, you clammed up. btw: that man in Cabo did look exactly like Donn. That was just spooky... I thought THE funniest scene came at the end of your hotel stay when you kept trying to Keep Tamra Off The Railing of the Balcony. You were like a mother talking to her little child - Priceless!

Hey Vicki.. I think you are awesome you speak your mind and that is great!! I'm new to wine drinking can you please suggest a good red and white wine to start with. I'm a wife married my high school sweetheart and we have four kids 19,14,13,11 I'm a stay at home mom. We've been married for 15 years and dated for 5 years. I hope you read this and reply soon. Thank you!

Happy birthday from Cary, Illinois!

Vicki, I'm an L.A. girl, and although I love our BH ladies, I am loyal to the original OC team. Truly, I think you are a keeper, but a re-cast is a must. These new(er) housewives, including Tamra, are just too simple and bl- bl- blond, and a tad trashy. More substance, please, or better parties.

Vicki, have the happiest birthday to the hardest working housewife! You deserve success & happiness, so enjoy your last year as a forty-something!

You and Tamra were hilarious in Cabo!!!! I love that fun RHOC stuff better than the drama. Happy Birthday, the best is yet to come!!!!

Vicki, you had me CRACKING UP last night!!