Gretchen rocks a classic derby style.

We can barely find Lynne under all that hat.

A visit to the future Chateau Sheree requires the proper chapeau.

When embarking on a falafel crawl, it's best to keep your face shielded from the elements (but not the chickpeas of course).

Kandi, gone country.

Double the hat, double the fun! Kim regales us with her impression of Lisa's Colorado chic chapeau.

Making taking a phone call look chic, Kyle Richards rocks a casual fedora.

Bethenny's hat cannot be used as a floatation device in case of emergency, sadly.

They're not cat burglars -- the Gorgas are hat burglars.

Bethenny loves a beach hat. Never forget it.

Jersey Shore or the Texas Coast?

Ole!

The Skinnygirl feels the Western spirit.

NeNe's face accurately reflects how she feels about hats --really, really good.

Here's looking at you amazing furry ski cap.

Don't cry Phaedra, your never have to take that fierce hat off.

Only NeNe could wear this hat with the confidence required to look amazing and cast shade upon others in the process.

The Cynthia Bailey School for Wearing Slightly Jaunty Fedoras.

Adrienne Maloof loves shoes, but she's never shied away from the right topper for her other extremity.

Kyle Richards handles confrontation with a nice chocolate stetson.

Quelle surprise! This hat is not being fully lauded for it's greatness.

The Maloof Hoof is offensive, but is the term the Maloof Hat?

Brandi keeps her head covered, even if she usually goes sans bra.

We think the horse loves Taylor's hat.

Vintage Nene Leakes rocking a wide-brimmed wonder.

However you pronounce it, this hat is fabulous.

Don't you wish your military topper was hot like Gretchen's? Don'tcha!

Thumbs up to Phaedra's funeral-appropriate headpiece.

NeNe keeps her skimmer set coyly askew.

Everybody knows there is nothing more fascinating than a fascinator.

Even babies know the value of a good mushroomy head covering.

Leave it Ramona to carry off a summer hat, while carrying the drinks.

Say what you will about Ashlee's bad girl ways, but she's been committed to hats since her youth.

Dear God, thank you for this amazing hat.

A pink fedora? Sure, Lisa Vanderpump can do that.

Adrienne knows when to hold her hats, and when to fold her hats.

Tamra and Vicki have shown their allegiance to the cowboy hat since day one.

Jill's sports a fruit hat during better times with Bethenny.

Dr. Sonj-vago?

We certainly hope Lawrence's "Closet Freak" hat does not stay in the closet. It should be free!

Jeana's daughter Kara looks pretty in pink.

Is Bethenny shielding her face from the sun, or from the possibility of Cookie embarrassing her on their walk?

Dwight's hat

We're not sure what's making Dwight more incognito. The hat and shades, or the tree he seems to be hiding behind.

NeNe is never afraid of having too much look.

OG O.C. ladies in fantastic hats.

We think Kim in a white top hat is the tops.

Kara and Gretchen ponder who's hat is more feminine.

Tamra's hat will protect her from evil, mostly.

Gretchen's also been known to sport a cowboy hat, perhaps when she's feeling extra feisty.

That hat is BAM.

Lisa Vanderpump's hat is both glamorous, and large enough to provide a sizable home for Giggy.

A fedora for your thoughts?

The Real Housewives of Miami toque (chef toque) up.

If any Housewife could rock a fascinator, it's Alex McCord.

Gretchen wears many hats -- in business and in life.

Rocking a more religious and relaxed lid.

The ladies return to Cabo and to their cowboy hats.

The Countess LuAnn brought out her serious hat to celebrate Prince William and Kate Middleton's vows.

However it was not large enough to hide her from Cat Ommanney's scathing remarks.

Now that's what we'd call a petal pusher.

Kandi seeks Dwight's approval on her millinery choices.

Lisa gives it to us in black and white.

We're not sure who this gal is, but her hat is fabulous.