Oh boy, I feel the water starting to boil in this episode!!!
The show begins with Gretchen and Slade discussing Slade's comedy career. It's obvious Gretchen is frustrated that Slade suddenly developed inspiration for a new career. I think it's similar to Gretchen suddenly starting a makeup line, isn't it? Gretchen didn't plan for that, or study for that. She had a desire, a dream to start a makeup line, and she acted on it. I applaud Slade for trying new things (although I don't agree with all of what he covered in his routine).
Next, Tamra and Heather met for lunch. Of course they spent a lot of the time bashing me. . .Boy, that's a real shocker! Tamra says she is having qualms about moving in with Eddie. She says she just can't move in with him -- well, duh!!! She's been divorced all of 12 seconds. And she has children that probably aren't ready for that yet!
When Tamra says she invited me to bunco as an act of good will towards Gretchen, I had to take that with a grain of salt the size of a basketball. Please spare me or Gretchen that lip service. I don't need an invitation of pity. Tamra and I do come from very different worlds, and the last thing I need from her world is a bunco party with phony friends; I have plenty of other places I could be with real friends.
What was I thinking when I said I was a news anchor? I completely goofed up! Yes, I do tend to speak too fast sometimes. I don't let my brain catch up with what my mouth is saying, but I don't want anyone to think that I think I am a news anchor; I know that people like Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, Walter Cronkite, and Brian Williams worked many years to get the prestigious title of news anchor, and I don't pretend to be in that league! Let me clarify that my role with Fox 5 news is: I am a Celebrity Lifestyle Correspondent, not a news anchor!
You do come across as unintelligent. I think you should think before you speak I hope you show more of your love for God and people this season. Don't get caught up in all the drama. Take the high road and pray for the other women.
Sure, now you change your story AFTER you have been busted on the News Anchor Lie! You are as fake as they come, and hypocritical too!
Let's be fair now...tamra's divorce has been going on for what 1-2 yrs! Everytime you talk, you don't know what u are talking about or maybe you just cannot count?? Idk 12-seconds???
I have to agree with Gretchen when she talks about Alexis doing both procedures. Alexis is TOTAL DRAMA ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!! Why have we never heard of a breathing problem before? I know we have heard multiple times about the "bump".
As a Christian, I was offended by your comment about asking for God's help with your dice roll or whatever it was. I think Heather's comment was well put. And speaking of Heather, you seem to be spending a great deal of time trying to put her down at every turn. You seem to be insinuating that she isn't an actress, a singer or has done stand up. Yet you claimed to be a News Anchor? Sure, you commented on it here in your blog, but I'm sure this is only because it was so laughable. If you were such a God fearing person as you claim to be, you wouldn't be acting like a jealous schoolgirl. You even commented at the Improv that Gretchen was your best friend, yet you're putting her down as well, indirectly saying that she isn't bright enough to keep her eyes open about Tamra. Are you threatened by her & Tamra's new friendship? Jealous schoolgirl comes to mind yet again.
Alexis,
This is my favorite season of you. Even though the other housewives have given you a hard time, I commend you for keeping true to yourself. I would never question your faith, for I know that you truly are religious and do not need to prove it to anyone. I like how "old fashioned" you are, keeping your faith and family closest to you, not letting the others change you. I cannot wait to watch more of this season for I find you this season my favorite, drama free but still so entertaining!
Alexis,
This is my favorite season of you. Even though the other housewives have given you a hard time, I commend you for keeping true to yourself. I would never question your faith, for I know that you truly are religious and do not need to prove it to anyone. I like how "old fashioned" you are, keeping your faith and family closest to you, not letting the others change you. I cannot wait to watch more of this season for I find you this season my favorite, drama free but still so entertaining!
Tonight you said that Gretchen seemed to forget everything Tamra had ever said about or done to her. Dp you not believe in giving forgivness?? YOU of all people?
I know you seem to get their mean comments the most! I believe it's because you're an easy target. They want you to blow so they can use their favorite sentence. "I THOUGHT SHE WAS A CHRISTIAN?" sad people! I'm not sure you even safe on this show sometimes? Their core is so dark and ugly and the only happiness Tamera can find is when she's hurting others! Vicki to! Keep being you sweetie. Many of us REAL HOUSEWIVES can relate to you most. Who gives a mouses booty about the giggles they find in being mean. As Vicki is seeing we reap what we sow. My bible tells me my children will pay the sins of their parents just like yours does. Your babies will be blessed because you keep trying and ask for forgiveness everyday where you've failed. Vicki pulled out some old Sunday school book once when her marriage ended. To little,to late! Just like now! God Bless you and yours! A Fan For Always!
Why are you so negative? You used to be so positive and upbeat! Now you're just about tearing people down and throwing veiled insults.
Alexis you always make excuses every week when you do not get your facts right. God wants you to tell the truth. If you are truly a child of God act like one. The show you put on if front of the Doctor was over the top and you try to out do everyone. You are so full of it. Just Ridiculous.
Alexis, I am in your corner but when you write about your "role" as a Lifestyle Commentator, you shouldn't spell it "roll". I'm so hopeful that there's a day of reckoning for Tamra and all of her backstabbing on everyone. Her sucking up to Heather is absurd. Heather's not that classy or intelligent; she may be subdued and she may have access to a great deal of wealth through her husband but her digs at everything California or OC is "low rent", to quote her husband. Finally, Alexis, whooping it up during a dice game is probably a good place to have private conversations with your "lordie". I'm glad you talk to him all the time about every subject, but just as you have to teach your children about what's appropriate at what time and place, a little filtering of yourself would serve you and your representation of your faith well.
I have watched every episode since the begining. I agree, Tamara is absolutley the true definition of a "Mean Girl" !! She has had some sort of "issue" with someone every year, and I think she needs to worry about her own self and MIND HER OWN BUISNESS!!! Whats even worse, is she is now dragging Vicki down with her, and making Vicki look like a "MEAN GIRL" as well. Tamara looks like that girl in High School that THOUGHT she was all that,but everyone could see right through her and just made fun of how ridiculus she looked!! LoL
Alexis, I'm liking you more this season. You are an angel compared to those other vipers. Keep taking the high road.
Tamra loves to say how dumb you are, but you showed on WWHL that you definitely have her number. She spends more time talking behind everyone's back, but can't take it when she it confronted. You showed real class on WWHL.
I would never call anyone stupid. I will say that you have said a few things that seemed alittle ODD.
I find it interesting that you're so vocal about being a woman of faith, yet you're confused as to why Gretchen is doing a very Christian-like thing by forgiving Tamra (AND forgetting.) I believe people of true faith don't feel the need to talk about it all the time. And they 'walk the walk' not 'talk the talk.'
Alexis, I may not always agree with you, but I am tired of the attacks on religion. What people don't seem to realize is that Christians "ARE NOT PERFECT". We try to let our lives and actions speak to our faith. However, this does not mean we don't sometimes get petty, hold grudges etc. We are human and constantly trying to improve and grow in our relationship with God. I Know it is easier said than done, but you really need to try and forgive the ladies for their past transgressions as mean as they may seem. Don't get caught up in what happened with Gretchen and Tamara's past. Encourage their friendship even though Tamara is not the least bit charitable towards you. Like I said easier said than done. That does not make you any less a Christian. Keep the faith.
Alexis, I 100% agree with you on talking to God ALL the time, whether you're playing a game or praying about something very serious or concerning. I'm with you on that one! Short and simple and to the point!
Heather and Tamera are so jealous of how beautiful you are! Heather's so classless that is why she hangs with Tamera!
Sorry Alexis but you are not the brightest bulb going. I watched your "anchor" position episode. You could not even put together an intelligent sentence. You are the most fake person on that show.
I have watched every episode since the begining. I agree, Tamara is absolutley the true definition of a "Mean Girl" !! She has had some sort of "issue" with someone every year, and I think she needs to worry about her own self and MIND HER OWN BUISNESS!!! Whats even worse, is she is now dragging Vicki down with her, and making Vicki look like a "MEAN GIRL" as well.
I can't believe I'm saying this but you're warming up to me. Love Tamra and Vicki but this season I'm wondering the same thing Vicki is "where does her loyalty lie?" I'm getting sick and tired of hearing from Slade and Gretchen that Vicki bad mouthed Slade last season. It was mostly Tamra and this is when Tamra should jump in and say that to help her best friend. I don't think people realize that seasons ago Slade needed a place to store his stuff... who helped?? Vicki.
Now on to Gretchen... I don't trust her intentions. A woman who loves her man would not become friends with the person who bad mouthed him so badly. Well, either she doesn't love him or all the slade rumors ARE TRUE. Same goes for Gretchen cheating on her fiancee and Tamra spilling the beans about Jay. Gretchen accepted Tamra's apology because she was guilty of doing those things.
Hi Alexis, what was the name of the pink polish you were wearing in the Drs office in tonight's episode?
Alexis, you told Heather that you were a news anchor, because you felt insecure, and you wanted the job to appear to be much more important than it really is. It had nothing to do with being too busy or sleep deprived...
Alexis, Alexis, Alexis. You wanted your health insurance to cover your cos. surgery. Be honest and tell the truth. Also, take about 20 inches off your hair. You have the best body, it will look gorgeous. Good luck to you!
I just want to say I love all the girls and I do think it's strange Gretchen and Tamra all of a sudden become BFF overnight...But Just wanna say Alexis I def. think you are Beautiful and I can't wait to see your new Maxi Dress. BTW You have the Best Style out of all the women. Also, I love Vicki because she has worked so hard to get what she has and I and a lot of women appreciate that about Vicki.I don't think she's jealous of Tamra and Gretchen I just think she's kinda confused like everyone is...and I hope Vicki and Alexis continue to have a friendship. Luv all you Girl's tho and definitively think this is the best Housewives show on Bravo=)
Alexis, I love you girl! I have a Master's degree in English, and I say silly things sometimes that might make others think I'm a "ding dong" as well. But life isn't meant to be taken seriously. You aren't a "news anchor"--so what! You are on the news presenting things! Also, I had to tell you that I love the fact that you are dedicated to your family, husband and faith. While I am not Christian, you are a role model for someone who lives according to good values.
Alexis:
I like you. I am one who loves God, and I know that we are far from "perfect" Christians, but that does not mean we don't love God or have a relationship with Him. I have watched you these last 3 seasons, and I defintely can relate to much of your sentiments. I notice that each season, someone is always directing a bullet at you, mainly because of your faith. Last season, Tamra called you a "Jesus Barbie" Season 5, Gretchen made a comment that "I wouldn't put Jim and Alexis in the catergory of Godly" (something to that effect) and Tamra also made a not so humerous comment about the "devil wanting to hump 300 ccs". And now, this season, Heather is attacking your "playful conversation" with God. To be frankly honest, this is to be expected. I mean, this is exactly what happens when Christians make their love for Christ known to others, especially among those who don't share the same faith and/or attitude. Keep your head up. By the way, I am sure Bravo will not post this comment because it is not "juicy, critical, or the stereotypical response." Go figure.
Re the surgery: you don't have to explain yourself to anyone. People are going to think whatever they want to think. It's your business and no one elses. :)
Why am I not surprised that you only mention male news anchors.........can you name two female news anchors? If you did not need a pity invite and you don't like Tamara then why go??? Oh wait cameras were there so of course you went. Also don't attempt humor - you fail every time - miserably!!!
Alexis, I want you to know that I am on your side as far as Andy Cohen goes... What man tells a woman that her nose looks "Streisand"? Duh. Your nose looks good.
Alexis, the truth is I'm not a fan and called you out last week for pretending to be an anchor BUT... I was even more upset by Heather calling you out about your need to be more than you really are. This coming fromthe woman who claims to have doe everything but being the first lady president!?! Everytime someone say I'm doing this or that she pipes up, "Oh well I'm that." Okay lady, no one even knows who you are but you keep putting saying it enough maybe someone will agree. I feel bad for you right now because Tamara is using Gretchen and Gretchen is just too naive about people who have been as vicious to her as Tamara has been don't chage unless they are getting something in exchange. Tamra is gaining Gretchen's friendship and loyalty to put a collar on Slade before he begins finding faults with eddie to put out to the world whcich mean eddie would end up dumping her. Tamara isn't stupid. She and Heather are probably the most cunning of all the women. Nothing is ever genuine with those two ladies. Becareful Alexis and don't compete or pretend to be something you're not. And I would LOVE to see you stand up for yourself with Jim. Like it or not the ladies are right, you have a parent child relationship not a wife. He tells you wht to do or gives permission and you do it. That has nouthing to do with God. Your his wife, not his child so stand up for yourself. And I do agree with you... we are to call on God for everything in our life big or small BUT we are not to make a mockery out of our request. And yes, that includes being silly with our creator and his sone who died a cruel death for our sins. When we call on our Lord and Saviour it's because we need help, we are in need, or giving reverance to him for guiding our lives. So just know the difference. Heather is just picking on you because she's jealous about something. She seems to have singled you out lady.
Alexis, In the episode that Peggy came over to you to talk when you were in the limo leaving Vicki's dinner party, how come you said that you did not want to talk because you have to get up at 5 am in the morning? Isn't that a bit redundant. Everyone knows that "am" means "morning" so you say either/or, not both! While you were watching Slade on stage you were laughing it up and I like Slade but in reality his jokes were not that funny. Then the next comedian gets on stage and his jokes are funny and you are constantly saying "I don't understand?" I know your loyalties lie with your friend but come on if someone else is telling funny jokes where everyone else is laughing, how can you not understand? Now I don't understand!!
I found you to be quite annoying and immature, you behave like you are uneducated; try to be a better role model for you kids.
Gretchen and Tamra have made the very mature decision to forgive and forget. They both did and said hurtful things and this dispute is not one sided as you believe. If you have issues with Tamra, then that is your issue and you should just leave their relationship alone.
You do tend to come across as a little air headed but I feel that you are truly a good person and harmless to others. Tamra, on the other hand, is just plain mean and insecure, not funny at all as she claims herself to be. Your comments about her were, in my opinion, extremely accurate so just hang in there and don't let the haters get you down!
Hi Alexis, Just hold your head up hgh I think Heather is a snottly mean girl and Tamara is from a trailer park and made it because of her looks. Tamara sees that you and Gretchen are making $$ doing things with your life and she wants that to, she alienates the people she is most jealous of. Heather married well and thinks she is intellectually superior to you and all the other women. When you both went to lucnh I am sure she already saw your celebrity bit on the news and she was being mean and catty.
Alexis, stay strong girl! Tamra is infinitely mean spirited. Her only mission in life is to pull people down. She picks her target for each season, Vicki, Gretchen, Jeana and now you. I like how you don't succumb to getting even with her and respond in negative way. Love you!
So you got caught up in the moment when you said you were an Anchor. So what! You just didn't have the right title down. People need to lighten up. So you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, who cares! Tamera and Heather aren't either! You have a great personality and I would much rather hang out with you than w/Tamera. She can't be trusted. Gretchen better watch her step around her. Don't let these women bring you down. Stay strong!
Where to begin on the "what's the real truth?" here?! Let's see you said on the show that Jim wasn't with you because he had to work. Not that you didn't want him to go. You said on the show that you had been trying to get Gretchen & Tamara to make up last year. Now your saying you don't think it's a good idea. No Tamara isn't trying to label you as stupid...your doing that on your own. You also at one point on the show said that you needed to find yourself and do your own thing and not just be Jim's wife & a mother. Now you whine that your overwhelmed & tired. You do tend to use your "christianity" when it suits you. You also have spoke in detail at the dinner table about sex with Jim in the past but now you call what Tamara had in her gift bags a weird sex product. You flip flop so much and we see it as plain as day. You play the role that fits you at the time and are not real to yourself or others. It's like you are all over the place. Pick a personality and stick with it! Geez
As a jeweler I have to say that your big 'diamond' which is clearly a CZ ring looks absolutely ridiculous and FAKE, even on TV!
Is it just me or did Alexis say "Japany" when referring to Heather saying cheers in Japanese? Also, didn't she say lat year "delicatessen" when referring to delicacy? Are you kidding me????
Well, I have to say, you do hand Gretchen a ton of ammunition because you do make the most bizarre and unintelligent remarks. It seems as if you have trouble actually following a conversation (unless it's about you). And, I do agree with Heather's religious remark--a dice roll?? Oh, please, that's exactly the stuff you say that makes you appear so empty headed!
Now, I have to remark on the ABSOLUTELY ridiculous immature-very juvenile manner in which you acted at that doctor's office! As a Nurse Practitioner, I would have cancelled the whole thing and advised you to go elsewhere.... That amount of anxiety for nasal repair surgery??? Again, the drama and the actions make you appear so completely uninformed and not at all reality grounded. You write of Vicki's daughter and all they are going through and you can't handle education related to a nasal surgery??? Brianna is in her mid-20's, take some cues from her!!!!!
Alexis, you really are a piece of work. I actually have to begin fast-forwarding through your sections. You make me so uncomfortable!
Keep on Keeping On Alexis. Don't explain every time why you do what you do. Honestly you seem pretty normal compared to the rest. And you did do a segment on the news....so what if you did not say your title EXACTLY the proper way. OMG is this what California people are like. I love OHIO compared to all this rediculous back stabbing TAMRA-HEATHER stuff. I think Vicki is starting to become a better person as time goes on.





Too bad they have to be such mean girls. Weird how Tamra and Heather talk about having class or something someone said was classless--I think calling someone stupid is classless.
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