The First 'Wives Club

Episode 10: Bravotv.com's Editor discusses the ladies glamping trip and Gretchen's vocal issues.

Apr 17, 20120

Hello Glampers!

I hope you've packed your bed rolls, screw top wine, and emergency breast implant ice packs, because the wilderness is a dangerous place -- filled with skunks and people who doubt your financial claims. Let's recap the Orange County ladies attempt at camping!

Let Me Get My Microscope

Before we get into the woods, we have to confront the new species that is Tamra, sans a few cup sizes. And Vicki is not into it. Not only are they small, she's never going to have sensation in her nipples again (according to Vicki). Well now we firmly know where Vicki stands on the boobs or butt debate (boobs).

Besides just ragging on Tamra's smaller chest, Vicki fills her in on the bowling party disaster -– and on her budding friendship with Alexis. Tamra is having a hard time grasping how these two can be pals, and we'll have to see if she's right. . .
There's a lot of water under that there bridge.

Eddie doesn't seem to mind the sizes, but perhaps that's just because Tamra kept the old ones on hand just in case. That's right folks. Did you know that breast implants also make delightful ice packs? The more you know! So until he can test drive the newest merchandise, he must suffice on these faux fun bags, and these two kids will just have to sit around recovering and not lifting heavy things together.

9 comments
FanFair
FanFair

I absolutely loved the glamping. Camping, I won't do. I could totally glamp, though. :-) The skunk stole the show, so cute! Alexis was very sweet to the other wives, and she thoughtfully brought gifts, too. Very kind!

St. Louis Viewer
St. Louis Viewer

Does Alexis consider herself an actress now? Because she certainly didn't think Heather was one.

Bestofluck
Bestofluck

I personally don't think she was negotiating her apology. She's 50% to blame for the drama and she's apologizing for 50% of the problem. Simple as that.

MadgePadge
MadgePadge

Bravo has to set up all of the social events with the HWs, because they cannot stand being together in any other settings. Also, if you haven't noticed all of the "group" events bring the most drama.

Lisa Valencia
Lisa Valencia

I want to know the web site to the placw where the girls went camping??

Lady Doodah
Lady Doodah

Thank god Vicki saved the day with her screwtop wine! Was it Boone's Farm or Thunderbird? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

cincymom
cincymom

I miss the family interactions as well. Those moments show us another side of each wife and how they are with their families vs. how they are on each lady adventure.

wbg3
wbg3

what has this become...set pieces?...the wives go bowling...the wives do glamping...the wives do a mud run...and i see next week its the tritest set piece of all...the wives do las vegas...how banal...no more fmily interaction, or home life...nothing real...just a bunch of phoney staged "events" orange county has "jumped the shark"

piperoni
piperoni

alexis did a good job.she is funny and so sweet for buying each a scarf.you are the fav.you are gaining alot of fans out there.cameo on GH we will be watching.bravo print please