As most painting parties are want to do, the conversation immediately turns to sex toys. Alexis' toy of choice is apparently a cake (or well, an apron and a cake). Heather's is a look of superiority and a polite, "No thanks." Thusly, Mrs. Dubrow shuts down the Kandi-Koated chatter rather quickly and tries to move things back to the land of happy Bob Ross trees.
And how can you not be in the land of happy trees with Timree? First she’s wearing a delightfully Nicole Riche-esque headband. Second her name sounds like a delightful wind chime. Vicki is calling bulls--t on the birth certificate, and while I do believe that Timree is indeed her given name, I would like to see the that documentation. I just imagine it is adorned with drawings of fairies and wood nymphs.
But all the adorable names and bright colors aren't enough to cover the tension between the gals. Vicki and Alexis start openly friend flirting in front of Tamra and Gretchen. Alexis is not impressed by Heather's big band past. People are taking friendship portraits together. And then Mr. Dubrow arrives, leading to even more awkwardness when he starts his standup routine (maybe he and Slade can do a two-man show). And then Tamra gets the brush-off (art joke!) from Vicki! Snap!
Post party, things get even colder than Mona Lisa's smile (art joke?), when Gretchen and Slade discuss Brooks' own legal troubles. Slade gets especially "fence-tearing" as he thinks Vicki's being a bit of a hypocrite. I feel he might have a few choice knock-knock jokes for her the next time they see each other.
What did you guys think? What would you have painted for each of the O.C. ladies? I would have watercolored a cake for Heather and Alexis that said, "Learn to Love." Leave your favorite Housewife-related art puns in the comments!
"As most painting parties are want to do, the conversation immediately turns to sex toys." HAHAHAHAHA!!! I laughed so hard at that line! Too funny!
Okay, onto other things. I have never been a fan of Vicki's. She especially got under my skin during season 5 when she constantly bashed the women for not working. Um HELLO! This is "The Real Housewives of the OC" not "The Real Working Women of the OC"! Then she got worse in Season 6 just saying unnecessary nasty things about other people. But this season appeared to be opening up with a new Vicki who seemed a lot less vindictive and much happier than ever before! I thought, "Good! Finally!" until this most recent episode.
I hope she realized what an awful thing she said to Timree about her name and apologized. That poor girl! She was so encouraging to the ladies about their paintings and I was so happy to see Heather stick up for her when Vicki when on and on about what an "insane" name she had. Then Vicki made it sound like Tamra was not allowed to have a baby should she be pregnant! Um...seriously Vicki? How is that ANY of your business. That is completely disgusting to me that, if Tamra were pregnant, you couldn't be happy for her, you'd just say "no." But Heather was to the rescue once again saying she'd watch a baby. So sweet! Maybe Vicki does need to paint some happy trees and mellow out again.
So Heather wants what she wants at restaurants and likes to return meals......I wonder how much spit our delicate flower has ingested???
By the way, it's Dr. Dubrow....not Mr. Sorry....my husband's a doctor, and I'm quite sure they've earned their titles. (Although, honestly, I enjoyed the faux paux a little bit since it will surely make the SUPERIOR Mrs. Dubrow more than a little ticked...hee hee)
Many people continue to bash Heather for sending her food back! Obviously the Dubrows don't frequent the local Olive Garden! When you are paying $10 for a salad and $47 and up for an entree and another $12 for your baked Potato, and the meat comes to you under cooked only a fool would eat it! High end restaurants make lots of money, when I order my filet medium and it is raw when I cut in it's going back! The dude at the local Taco truck might retaliate with a little something 'extra' in your burrito! But if they want your money to return the sous chef in charge should make it right the first time! And that is why she complains about not enough exceptional places to eat in Orange County! The So Cal lifestyle is to eat and run somewhere! Unlike cultures like Italy where they relax and enjoy the courses of their meal while spending quality time with those they dine with! Heather have you eaten at the 'Original Fish Company of Los Alamitos? The freshest fish I have ever eaten, cooked perfectly! And that fresh fish market, I have only seen fish markets look this Beautiful in Europe! Happy dining and no one should pay for a meal in a restaurant that they are unhappy with!