The First 'Wives Club

Episode 6: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor addresses nose jobs, fighting in costume, and Briana's great attitude.

Mar 12, 20120

Welcome back to the land of crimped hair and crimped feelings. Are things more dramatic because everyone is in '80s clothes? Or would this feel just as ridiculous if people were dressed normally? Who cares, the costumes add a lovely of rad-itude to the proceedings, so let's recap shall we?

Let's Hear It for the Boys
. . .Or not. Vicki is less than pleased when Billy Slade Cyrus (that is what he looked like) arrives with the rest of the gents (and I'm super sad Brooks wasn't able to make it, I would have loved to see is outfit). And then Slade goes straight for Ricky (Mr. Amazing Flock of Seagulls cut, if you haven't seen him before), for bring up the improv, which gets Vicki even more bothered and then "exits out stage left." (P.S.: Best exit line for a party ever, start using that one word.)

But as quickly as she leaves, Vicki returns, with eyes ablaze, and starts right in with Slade. . .

The whole thing went from zero to bananas in about four seconds. "No one has any idea" about anything because all we could hear is yelling. And then Vicki leaves, and Gretchen starts crying. And as horrific as the whole thing was, didn't you just keep looking at their outfits and think they were yelling about something going missing at the mall? I don’t forsee a few bangles fixing this fallout though, so expect repercussions from Vicki/Gretchen's far longer than Debbie Gibson's career (zing!).

5 comments
LindseyM
LindseyM

I'm really disappointed watching Gretchen and slade in the car and every time the camera angle changes she goes from wearing a seat belt to not. reality? I think not!

LindseyM
LindseyM

Im very disappointed watching Gretchen talking to slade in the car and every second time the camera angle changes she is wearing a seat belt and then not. Reality? Really?

njmomof3
njmomof3

I wish I could agree with you, Luluskiss. I long for the days when it all began... and the women behaved like ladies. Much more of that lunatic Tamra and I'm about to become unglued (from viewing the show). Please Bravo, can't you cull the herd, and fill the line-up with women who are interesting and actually DO things with their lives (other than rag on each other)?

luluskiss
luluskiss

All I can say is...Thank you, Bravo, Andy Cohen and all of the powers at be at this network. Here I am GLUED in Season 7 (as I am with ALL the wives from ALL the shows). I love it, can't stop watching it and I just want to give you a big 'ol MAZEL from a nice little shiksa girl from the South!