Time: Between frames
Place: At a champagne bowling party

Time: After the man that made fun of you in his stand-up routine arrives at your friend's party
Place: An 80s-themed bunco card game

Time: Post belly dancing, before staring into the beautiful ocean
Place: Your friend's Malibu Beach party

Time: Mid-charades
Place: Game Night

Time: Mid-afternoon
Place: Your fellow 'Wife's wine debut party

Time: During her henna tattoo session
Place: Morocco

Time: Just a bit too long before a rest area
Place: A tour bus, someplace between Atlanta and Miami

Time: Full sun, before you try to say your "peace"
Place: Lounging on a beach in Punta Cana

Time: Between Bethenny's entree course and the jelly bean course
Place: Scary Island

Time: Post reading from 'Cop Without a Badge,' pre-table flip
Place: An Italian restaurant, duh

Time: Before opening the presents at Kim's baby shower
Place: Atlanta's finest baby shower venue

Time: Immediately after a fashion show
Place: New York Fashion Week

Time: Exercise hour
Place: Conveniently trapped on the Brooklyn Bridge

Time: Post-Posche fashion show
Place: A country club 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' will never be invited to again

Time: After the blessing of the baby
Place: A baby's christening at a venue that 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' will never be invited to again

Time: Before the unveiling of Sonja's portrait
Place: Garden level of Chez Morgan

Time: After pizza was served and you've communed with the dead
Place: Camille Grammer's house

Time: Pre-speeches at a gay marriage march
Place: Again, at the Brooklyn Bridge