Gretchen preps for her lunch with Tamra.

Don't adjust your screens -- that really is Gretchen and Tamra having lunch together.

Believe it or not, Tamra really likes Gretchen.

And Gretchen is ready to accept her apology!

This is the part where they sing "Kumbaya."

Friendship bracelets for everyone!

Alexis attempts to get the kids prepped so she can get to her Fox News correspondent job.

Whisper game!

Tamra tries to get to the bottom of Vicki and Brooks' sex life.

But she's far less forthcoming about her lunch with Ms. Rossi.

Tamra gives Vicki the rundown on Mrs. Dubrow.

Fruit for thought: which fruit most resembles her booty?

And we're live! Right now! No time for water.

And Tamra and Heather class it up over green tea.

And after the news ends, Alexis has makes it home in time to make dinner. Supermom alert.

Gretchen really ends up showered with gifts this episode doesn't she?

Meanwhile, Peggy and Tamra discuss Casanova Jim Bellino.

And Gretchen's pal, Sarah Winchester arrives.

Peggy and Tamra attempt to give Heather the pre-party rundown.

The Three Musketeers arrive.

Tension? Already?

That stare says all it needs to, doesn't it?