The First 'Wives Club

Tamra throws a spooky party and Shannon has everyone over for dinner. One of them was much more awkward than the other.

on Apr 21

This episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County picks up on the tail end of the ladies' epic Hawaii trip, where Tamra and Vicki are giving Heather a hard time because she doesn't take her tequila shot. Hey ladies, that's just more for you. Duh!

Later, while getting ready for Tamra's spooky party, Tamra tells Vicki that Heather's inviting a new woman, Shannon. Vicki prepares her friendly introduction: 

Vicki's shocked at Tamra's narcissim as she watches her primp much longer than her. Holy balls, indeed.

Finally, it's time for the spooky party! Tamra's friend takes it really seriously, though we're still not quite sure what the difference between a spooky party and a Halloween party is...

Because everyone loves a dry ice trick, Tamra puts some in her mouth and does her best Rihanna impression. 

Later, Tamra tells the party planners to scare the ladies. Though Heather is seriously freaked out, Vicki looks like she's just dealing with another hater. Ain't nobody have time for this.