The First 'Wives Club

Vicki thinks Lizzie's just a pageant girl. But the Kentucky native also knows how to stand up for herself.

on May 12

Well, that's one way to start an episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County! Shannon takes Vicki to visit her holistic BFF/doctor, Dr. Moon. And Dr. Moon makes himself right at home.

She might not have the biggest vocabulary (her words, not ours), but Tamra knows a pun when she sees it.

When new Housewife Lizzie entered the picture, we knew a lot of nicknames would be coming her way. But perhaps Tamra's "Gre-lexis" is the most apt: Gretchen's glam + Alexis' boobs = Lizzie Rovsek?

Like a lot of new mothers, Lizzie is still adjusting to her change in schedule after she had kids. Mainly, she wishes "naptime" meant what it used to mean.

Though Ryan seems like he's doing well helping out at CUT Fitness, it's not enough for Tamra. She thinks her son could use a little of that signature Gunvalson ambition.

Breaking: Vicki learns that feng shui is not something you order at a Thai restaurant.

When Lizzie showed up to dinner with thigh-highs on, Shannon was a little freaked out. Clutch those organic pearls!