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Jackie Warner vs. The People
Bryan gives us a judicial take on this week's episode. Court is in session!
Sep 30, 2010
The recently coined "Moo-nificent 7," a group of participants on Bravo's Thintervention with Jackie Warner, were indicted last week on multiple counts of perjury and misconduct of food and exercise. All seven pled not guilty. The suspects sat motionless and stone faced inside a tense therapy room this past Monday as the judge handed down the verdict.
The trial has garnered nationwide attention, due to former Real Housewives of Orange County's Jeana Keough and her large fan base. Jeana was charged and convicted on several counts including five weeks worth of perjury, abduction of the real Jeana Keough and replacement of a Stepford replica, and an additional weight gain of one pound. "She has a lot of support from viewers, I just hope that someone can break through to her," an unidentified source added. Jeana will be packing her overnight bag and heading north to Los Angeles where she will be serving her sentence under house arrest in West Hollywood with Bryan and Miguel starting on Tuesday.
Prosecutors felt they had Stacy's conviction in the bag from the beginning. "The most damning piece of evidence was when Stacy took the witness stand," said the prosecution. Stacy's attack of Jackie "The Jackass" Warner did not go over well with jurors. "Watching the evidence played back of her excessive verbal diarrhea and leaky tear ducts just seemed over-rehearsed," said juror Florence Puttenmeyer. Stacy was charged and convicted on two counts of perjury and as well as one count of attempted homicide by boredom on a date. A gag order has been placed on Stacy, which her lawyers will most definitely appeal.
That trial write up was HILARIOUS. I laughed so hard I cried. I love your humor on the show as well. You and Nicki together...too much! Keep up the good work.
and people say I ain't right lol that was awesome and hilarious! you go Big Boy!
Bryan:
I'm so proud of your progress, and your kindness in offering for Jeana to live with you. Also, MMA is gay, but in a good way, right? I mean, get this party started.
I can't wait to see the next episode and read about what it was like to try to unwrap Jeana.
Bryan, you are too funny! Has Bravo offered you a spin-off yet? I would definately watch it!
You are a terrific positive role model for everyone who has ever been bullied.
Bryan, you are endearing, charming and brave. Not to mention entertaining and hilarious!
Good for you for sticking to the workout. You did great! Keep it up!
Bryan, If Bravo does not offer you a spin-off, please, please continue to write. Start a blog or write a book. I promise to read your blog everyday and/or buy many, many copies of your book!! I am in love with you and your writing. My heart breaks for you (being bullied for being your true self) and soars for you (weight loss). You are a good spirit!!! xoxoxoxo!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan, I just adore you.
funny blog! good writin
Bryan you are inspirational AND hilarious.
“Nonviolence is a weapon of the strong” - Gandhi
Bryan you are so very inspirational and a joy to watch! you are definitely my favorite part of thintervention with your funny remarks! keep up the good work and i cant wait to see the end result!
Oh B, how we love thee! I cannot say so much for the sad little snit who, whether weight loss or gain, will never be pretty on the inside--where it counts. (I refuse to even type her name as to keep from giving her one more moment's attention by the text tabulating cyber world at large--but suffice it to say it was one heifer who had the audacity to call the very woman attempting to save her life a "jackass")! YOU, however, are the bee's reported knees and I hope that we will continue to see more of you on this series and FURTHER! :)
Broke your nose? You have the most beautiful nose I have ever seen. Guess it healed well - along with your ability to laugh at yourself. Seems like you have surrounded yourself with people who love you - on and off the show. What a comeback. Your memoir is next...after a Bravo spinoff, if they are smart.
Your blog is so witty...I look forward to it every week. Keep up the hard work. I can't wait to see how it all pays off in the end!!
My family and I love watching the show because you are always so kind and super funny. You're so inspirational too! Next stop, spin off? We would watch you read from the phonebook for an hour...
When I saw the previews for the upcoming lie detector, I was so excited! Yes! Jackie is gonna call these people out!!! Fuuuuunnny! Bryan, you're f-ing halarious! Looking great so far on the show...I can't wait to see the outcome. Aw, man, I don't want it to end! Can't they just make a show with Jackie running around working out? No story line, no monologue: Just Jackie kickin ass...wearing practically nothing...and Bryan commenting on it all. The Bryan & Jackie show.
I love your blog. I never know wht to expect other than I'll be completely entertained. Keep up the great work, and please keep these blogs coming!!
You are such a talented writer and a powerhouse on the show!
Bryan you are AWESOME! You make me laugh, cry, want to hold your hand, give you a hug and be one of your friends! Thanks for a GREAT post! You are so talented. Much success with your weight loss journey!
Love ya, babe. You are very clever and talented. Can't wait to see you guys at the end of this weight-loss/fitness journey. I have found this show incredibly inspiring.
You are no "sucker" Bryan! xoxo
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