The Judge commented on Nikki's manicure before handing down the guilty verdict. "If you have time to get your nails minxed, you certainly have time to workout!" quipped Judge Hendricks. When Nikki took the stand during the trial, a hush fell over the room. District Attorney Ramani fired question after question ending with "How many cocktails did you have this week? Answer the question." Ms. Wood looked vaguely amused at the accusation and quickly responded, "I actually don't know." That was enough to convince the jury that they had their verdict. Nikki sat in disbelief as she was convicted of perjury and over 22 counts of pickling her liver. Experts are not sure of the psychological damage caused this week with Nikki's stunning two pound weight gain, but believe her sentence may be just the thing she needs. Ms. Wood took a reduced sentence by agreeing to be admitted to MERC in Calabasas. "The Mandy Ellen Recovery Camp is an amazing facility, and is exactly what she needs at this point," said Bedd E. Fohard, a licensed professional. Jackie Warner had this to add, "The number one reason Nikki failed this week is because of the alcohol, period." Ms. Wood has filed a suit against Ms. Warner on several counts including breaking and entering, stalking, loitering, and trespassing. No word if any of these charges will even be permissible in a federal court of law.
Hair stylist Fritz Helmut believed his client, Shay would be found innocent and was outraged that Shay was convicted on several counts of perjury as well as four counts of indecent hair exposure. Shay could not be reached for comment.
Joe was cleared on all counts of perjury but was charged with several other counts including terrorism upon the fashion community, disorderly conduct of whining for one on one time with Jackie Warner and aggressive lack of empathy and compassion towards all women and has been court ordered to undergo intensive sensitivity training.
Mandy, was also cleared of all charges and parties on both sides agreed that somehow this mother of five happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The judge felt that she was a positive role model and Mandy was released back into high society.
That trial write up was HILARIOUS. I laughed so hard I cried. I love your humor on the show as well. You and Nicki together...too much! Keep up the good work.
I'm so proud of your progress, and your kindness in offering for Jeana to live with you. Also, MMA is gay, but in a good way, right? I mean, get this party started.
I can't wait to see the next episode and read about what it was like to try to unwrap Jeana.
Bryan, If Bravo does not offer you a spin-off, please, please continue to write. Start a blog or write a book. I promise to read your blog everyday and/or buy many, many copies of your book!! I am in love with you and your writing. My heart breaks for you (being bullied for being your true self) and soars for you (weight loss). You are a good spirit!!! xoxoxoxo!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan you are so very inspirational and a joy to watch! you are definitely my favorite part of thintervention with your funny remarks! keep up the good work and i cant wait to see the end result!
Oh B, how we love thee! I cannot say so much for the sad little snit who, whether weight loss or gain, will never be pretty on the inside--where it counts. (I refuse to even type her name as to keep from giving her one more moment's attention by the text tabulating cyber world at large--but suffice it to say it was one heifer who had the audacity to call the very woman attempting to save her life a "jackass")! YOU, however, are the bee's reported knees and I hope that we will continue to see more of you on this series and FURTHER! :)
Broke your nose? You have the most beautiful nose I have ever seen. Guess it healed well - along with your ability to laugh at yourself. Seems like you have surrounded yourself with people who love you - on and off the show. What a comeback. Your memoir is next...after a Bravo spinoff, if they are smart.
Your blog is so witty...I look forward to it every week. Keep up the hard work. I can't wait to see how it all pays off in the end!!
My family and I love watching the show because you are always so kind and super funny. You're so inspirational too! Next stop, spin off? We would watch you read from the phonebook for an hour...
When I saw the previews for the upcoming lie detector, I was so excited! Yes! Jackie is gonna call these people out!!! Fuuuuunnny! Bryan, you're f-ing halarious! Looking great so far on the show...I can't wait to see the outcome. Aw, man, I don't want it to end! Can't they just make a show with Jackie running around working out? No story line, no monologue: Just Jackie kickin ass...wearing practically nothing...and Bryan commenting on it all. The Bryan & Jackie show.
I love your blog. I never know wht to expect other than I'll be completely entertained. Keep up the great work, and please keep these blogs coming!!
Bryan you are AWESOME! You make me laugh, cry, want to hold your hand, give you a hug and be one of your friends! Thanks for a GREAT post! You are so talented. Much success with your weight loss journey!