3. Fabio - The bread crust looked like a pain in the ass but you pulled it off without having to give a bunch of Malarkey doing so. I loved you using your knife as a spatula on Eric’s non-stick pans. His tight French ass is probably still clinched.
4. Carla - Alright already — this is the first time I have not had her on the bottom. I’m really starting to enjoy her and all of the Hootie Whos, owl cries and “swagger.” She confessed to being a theatre major and now all she wants to be is an Eric Ripert dish. You can’t write nor think this outside the box. You go girl!
5. Leah - Quit batting your eyes and rubbing your hair. The pouty lips and exaggerated smiles while “giving up” are forgettable. Head home and let the real chefs get down to it. Your party is over. Butter and miso? I always thought Jamie was a better chef!
Farewell, Jamie - You inspired the line of the season. In my best Fabio impersonation: "This is Top Chef not Top Scallop!" When you say in your interview that you are over cuisine like Eric Ripert and that this or that dish was not your favorite you have lit the fire of the wick to your own piece of dynamite that invariably explodes in your own face. Jamie ROCKED IT and I would love to cook with her anytime. She was quoted as saying the second best line of the season: “… bored with Eric Ripert's food.”
One last farewell to Jeff who did a great job on the show. The wink was the worst and the leadership was the best.
I call it like I see it and I want you to do the same. Let’s hear it!
Could somebody on the set please get Toby some dental floss?