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- Jamie Lauren doesn't care to eat vegetarian, and makes a confession about her childhood eating habits.
OK. This one is going to be fun for me, especially after my blog two weeks ago that was a complete and total homage to the pig and all of it's glory. I bet you all can imagine how I feel about vegetarians. Let's put it this way: I was a vegetarian once in my life. It lasted about a week. I dated a vegetarian once in my life; that lasted about a week. I think that bacon is the best thing in the universe. I am clearly not vegetarian-friendly, no matter how hot Natalie Portman might be. So that being said, this episode made me laugh, and made feel fortunate not to be in the chefs' shoes (except, I would have LOVED that TV dinner challenge). I hate cooking for vegetarians. You may not realize how difficult it is, but it really sucks. Soups are easy, making a vegetarian pasta is easy, but coming up with a hearty, well-balanced, all vegetable entree is really, really tough. There are times at Absinthe that I have customers who can't eat certain things due to allergies, dietary restrictions, or personal preference, and they always want us to make them something special. For the most part I always oblige, even when I am being slammed because that's what we do as chefs. We are here to please our customers and make them happy. However, not going to say that it isn't a challenge, especially since most of our stuff is pre-prepped during the day and may include some sort of meat stock, or cream (for the word I hate to mutter: vegan). Vegan is way worse. The chefs should be stoked they didn't have to deal with that.
But first, let's discuss the Quickfire Oh my god ...TV dinners ... I loved it! I grew up on those suckers, well, before the cholesterol scare of the mid-'80s and then we weren't allowed to eat anything from a tray, but I was obsessed with the Hungry Man Salisbury steak dinner (I can't believe I am admitting this on a Web site). I loved the awfully overcooked green beans, the pasty mashed potatoes, the bizarre excuse for a dessert which was usually some sort of berry or apple crumble, and of course the piece d'resistance: the Salisbury steak. Ask me now what Salisbury steak is and I could hardly tell you, even as a chef. I remember once trying to replicate it years ago, but I couldn't come close without it becoming too chef-like. This was a Quickfire right up my alley. I thought that Kevin really nailed the Sopranos with the meatballs and cauliflower and it all looked great, and Micheal V. also put together a delicious-looking TV dinner for Cheers (though I think I would have went with something a bit more bar foodish). I didn't quite understand Robin's dish. It didn't make a whole lot of sense to me in relation to Sesame Street and that burger looked hideous. Jennifer's tray looked a little disappointing as well, and that pea salad was kind of weak. Seems like she threw this one away, or at least gave up a little. Bryan's meatloaf also looked good, and his definitely fit in with the TV dinner theme.
Now here's the funny thing about Top Chef: nothing is ever what it seems, and the fact the chefs actually thought that they were just going to roll into Craftsteak and make whatever they wanted is hilarious to me. There is always a curveball, and the producers sure know how to throw them, and what a better way of doing it then to turn a steakhouse into a farmer's market for a night? I literally laughed out loud when Natalie Portman came walking into the kitchen. I have known she was a vegetarian for years (yes, I read People magazine, so sue me). I knew exactly what was going to roll off her tongue, and the looks on the chefs' faces were priceless. The good thing is that there were a lot of great vegetable options in the walk-in. I love fresh garbanzos, and was excited to see them on the show. However, I wish Robin used them in a different way as opposed to just tossing them on the plates (well, some of the plates). Also, the fact that they had access to items like garlic blossoms, wild asparagus, Brussels sprouts, fennel, and wild mushrooms made it exciting to see what they came up with.
- 11/12/2009 - 3:54pm
- topspin46
Vegetarian is not a problem nor is vegan. It is possible to make many healthy tasty dishes. Add wheat and soy intolerance and things get much more dicey.
I know that it would be too simple for Top Chef but black (or red) beans and rice is moi good, can be tasty and offers a filling and complete dinner.
- 11/10/2009 - 3:44pm
- StephD
When I met my girlfriend, she was a....VEGAN! We almost didn't make it to the second date. The only thing I could think of was breakfast. What on earth where we going to eat for breakfast?!
Anyhow, all her other great qualities made it last, and I am happy to say that now, after two long years of hard work and a lot of cooking, I even have her eating fish! Don't think I will ever get her into the other meats, but from vegan to semi-vegetarian isn't too shabby eh?!
- 11/10/2009 - 12:26am
- KSM
We missed you on the reunion show!!!
My fav was the meatloaf (with tomato sauce that always leaked over to the brownie) good times.
My 11 yr old daughter claims she is going vegeterian for Lent. She said, "bacon is a vegetable, right?" I had to tell her the truth.
Love the blog!!!
- 11/05/2009 - 6:40pm
- TofuJohn
Jamie,
Please blog about yesterday's Reunion episode, if you get a moment. Thank you.
- 11/05/2009 - 5:15pm
- t_l_a
I was a vegetarian for twenty years and that taught me to use spices well. For meat eaters you can toss a little salt and pepper on meat and call it done; for herbivores you have to use much more in the way of seasoning. My guess is that no matter what the protein or presentation, Kevin knows how to season in a way that makes perfect sense. He could have served any other chefs meal but would have seasoned it correctly and that is all that matters in the end. I would like to know how exactly how he is seasoning because he seems to hit the judges right where it counts every time.
- 11/04/2009 - 4:52pm
- LoveMyVeggiesAndMeat
@Chefwineaux: Have you ever given thought to the fact that you're killing animals for that carnivorous meal? Added to that is the fact that meat for 2x day, 7 days a week can get very expensive and unhealthy. So there is nothing wrong with choosing to minimize your meat intake and there's a whole lot of Asian foods that are well-rounded and vegetarian. Stop complaining and do a little studying of nutrition and you just may learn the different ways to setup protein into your meals.
- 11/04/2009 - 11:33am
- SEJ
i'm going to agree with others here and say that creating a good vegetarian dish isn't difficult and the chefs should be able to do it if they're creative/innovative/versatile. however, i think creating a good vegetarian dish on a whim, with time constraints, is definitely difficult for someone who rarely cooks without meat. i was surprised to see a lack of legumes, which brings the protein hardcore. and no cheese or egg. just vegetables and grains =/= a satisfying entree in most cases. and then natalie singled out mike i. for lacking a strong protein component, but kevin's dish also lacked protein! i mean, just kale and mushrooms? that's as much a side dish as jen's dish. not many of the chefs used much protein at all.
- 11/02/2009 - 4:44am
- Kenn
Jamie - Yeah, I agree with you about the chefs being surprised by the curve thrown at them at Tom's SteakHouse. One would think that after five seasons of Top Chef any and every cheftestant would know that nothing is as it seems and curves are the norm. Possibly they went to sleep that night conjuring up a delicious steak dinner dish ,, and when the curve was tossed their way ,, they suffered "brain-fart."
- 11/01/2009 - 10:10pm
- gichie
i couldn't believe that no one made a soup. w/ those special ingredients, a unique and memorable soup would have been the way i went. easy to say when you're not in the middle of it.
i want you, jamie, to know that last season i liked you, then i thought you were a baby for a strectch, and even though you exhibited a mildly snotty stance on concerning all of the 'fish-dishes', i started really liking you again - then were sent home. that was a bummer. isn't it just crazy-irony that you drew the one dish you didn't like anyway?
i enjoyed your dynamic w/ stephan. overall, your season is my favorite, and that pallet quickfire exchange between stephan and leah was my favorite scene ever; the looks.
this season has four really, really good chefs. do you agree?
'too much of a good thing' exists w/ me and bacon. i get clogged.
- 11/01/2009 - 3:32pm
- nicoler
O.K first I loved u on the show I was so pissed when u got cut off I thought u were awesome I wanna go to culinary school any words of wisdom on where to go.
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