The latest episode of CNN's Parts Unknown takes Anthony Bourdain to the French Alps, where he pals around with chef buddy Eric Ripert and picks up new skills — like learning how to milk a cow.
"I'll give you a thousand dollars cash if you can get some milk out of this cow," Ripert goaded.
After a farmhand and Ripert both demonstrate the proper caressing of the cow udders (to which Bourdain suggests they play a '70s-style porn soundtrack), Bourdain gives it a go (click to watch the video).
"Oh, it's soft!" he remarked, quickly drawing milk. "Hey, what's that called? It's called a thousand dollars, my friend! Oh, that's strangely satisfying!"
Ripert teased their adventures on his Instagram feed.
"I feel like a champion!" Bourdain ultimately declared, while politely declining Ripert's offer to try his hand at a goat next.
Bourdain had previously referred to the show's Alps content with Ripert as "the most f***ed up, crazy-a**, and funniest thing" he'd ever done for TV.
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