Tesar is already calling out Stefan for using frozen fish. Stefan answers this war cry by fondling Kristen. A truce is called, but its tenuous at best.
Into the minivans and off to the farm! It’s a field trip. Micah looks forward, completely deadpan, to jump into some berries. Some crotchety old farmer delivers a load of berries. Josie is out to Razmataz the sushi world with her “Rock 'n' Roll” sushi roll. Evidently this is a harbinger of the end times, and I have put on white Nikes and am going to be with the rest of my cult for a long, long time.
Bart is on a blender hunt. In the chivalrous world of Belgian knightdom, if someone asked you for a blender you are tasked to provide. The wheel of fortune spins badly on Tesar for his blender selfishness, and he gets rained on by said blender. Life, evidently, is a bitch.
H2H (Head to Head) competition is driving these people to bad words. Danyele says, “Over your head, d--khead.” I am so using that. This is not a kids' show anymore -- it hasn’t been since Grayson’s “sex in the mouth” comment last season in Texas when they all succumbed to heat stroke and let that Paul guy win. Total sham. (Just kidding Sarah!) My kids still watch, but I make them wear bad-word earmuffs.
Kristen wants to go home to Korea to see where she’s from… this is the best answer ever to the question of how would the money be used. My answer of 5000 King Kong Ice Cream Kones is just plain stoopid in comparison, but I stick with it.
I like me some King Kones.
In the competition you really get to see how some people deal with being in the weeds. Josie, she talks. And talks and talks. When nervous and behind she likes to ad-lib cooking demonstrations. This did not make her food any better, but only got pointed out a lot by the judges.
you have the most personality of the top chef judges. best remarks- subtle but witty.
Does anyone else think Danyele has anxiety? I know Top Chef is stressful but your nerves are holding you back Danyele.
Chef Hugh, your dry caustic wit is a hoot..Thanks for the entertainment.. This is better than the tortilla soup I just made!
"Kristen giggles and the innuendo between them continues like a pesky form of herpes." Simply, awesomely hilarious Hugh!! These two kids are so cute, its making me sick! LOL
Wow you are a great writer and very entertaining. Now I am going to spend an afternoon reading all your blogs when I really should be out doing last minute Christmas shopping. Dang you Chef!
jelliebean I did that last year when I discovered this treasure-trove of wit. How had we missed it. Where is the Top Chef publicist? Give this man a book deal. If half of the Bravo housewives have book deals...Hugh certainly should. Combination recipes and blog? I want credit for the idea.
TondalayoSchwartz jelliebean Good to see I am not the only who's postponed my oh so important "clean-the-house-before-the-year-is-over" to read Hugh's blog.
randypenn Stefan is acting inappropriately. He's done this before. Kristen is a beautiful young woman trying to win a competition and not make him an enemy. She is being harassed. Not good. I think her giggle was a nervous one, not one of amusement.
I agree Tondalayo. If Stefan is your enemy, he will go out of his way to make every thing you say and do look bad.