I am on this one. Look for a fine Gucci suit with a nervous man inside.
It’s getting all tense. The Stew Room has its place and that place is to get people a little on edge. It works here exactly as it’s supposed to. Tesar, the man with no filter, calls out whole states in his vindictiveness. Oklahoma, which really doesn’t need to be maligned like this, has a fired-up defender in Josh. He puts on his chaps and challenges Tesar to a showtunes showdown.
“We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Tesar’s musical response is “Texas” by Soulja Boy. Odd.
“I'm on that ATL s---, I'm on that MIA s---,
I'm on that Chi-town s---, that Houston, Texas s---,
that screwed up s---, that purple s---…”
He crosses his arms and makes strange gang signs but his is a gang of one. A--holez with a Z: Dallas.
Tesar zaps us with this explanation: “I am not a prick, I’m truthful.” Wise words bad Yoda.
Sleepy time. Maybe things will be sunnier with some shut eye? Nope. Pretty much everyone gets out of their wearable blanket all angry at the world. But not Stefan. He loves wartime in the condo and takes advantage of the time to fondle Kristen. Kristen loves it.
Is CJ taller at breakfast? Does he shrink during the day?