Hello my little Veal Tchoupitoulaseseseses. That's a mouthful!
At the start of the hour, we find the chefs still in the Stew Room, post-Jason's elimination. Bret makes some comments about Jason, which don't sit well with Nick. This won't be the first time this episode where Nick reprimands Bret.
Eventually we're back at the house, where Bret is hilariously doing what can only be described as Tae Bo with light weights. I want this on loop. He's obviously bulking up in case Nick eventually asks him to "take this outside." My money's still kinda on Nick.
But fight night will have to wait because it's time to head to the kitchen for the chefs' second Quickfire Challenge! But this isn't just any Quickfire Challenge --it's an elimination Challenge. Dun dun dunnnn.
Dana Cowin is guest judge and apparently has a lot of ideas about food trends that need to die. One of them was kale, which her colleague Gail Simmons is also over. Watch this:
Her list included eggs on top of things, bacon, kale, and smoking. I would probably add truffles to that list. I love me a truffle, but it's too easy. That being said, I made bacon chocolate chip cookie cake for a co-workers in-office wedding shower this week.
I wonder what Dana Cowin would think!
During the Quickfire Challenge, a few concerns come up.
1. Michael is smoking Justin out… literally. Michael is either oblivious that his smoke is in Justin's face, or he's doing it on purpose.
2. Stephanie reveals she's coating her pasta in bacon fat. Yesss. As the late, great Brittany Murphy said in her pivotal role as Tai in Clueless, "Mmm break me off a piece of that!"
3. Janine's worried about there pork being undercooked. (Spoiler alert: Phew! It's fine!)
4. Bret is worried. And making kale salad, which he was explicitly warned against.
5. Aaron worries his kale is overdressed and too salty.
Dana, Padma, and Emeril go 'round to taste th food. Michael wants them to taste his disdh, then guess his "trend" in a what-could-be-fun-but-comes-off-as-patronizing way, but he accidentally reveals it before they're able to guess. Trust me, Michael -- it's better this way.
In the end, Shirley's congee wins immunity, and Aaron's worst fears become true -- he goes home.
"That was fast," sys Nick. It sure was, Nick.
I liked Aaron and wish him well.