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Chuy owes Uncle Sam some bucks. For what we do not know. Payroll taxes from his restaurant? Back taxes on his yacht? Extraordinary rendition fees from a failed coup attempt in central Africa? This is a statement his accountant hopes he had not made on national television.
Nyesha thinks Paul is amazing. Paul is amazing, but let's not let this fawning take away from Nyesha’s resume. She is amazing in her own right. She has more Michelin stars on her resume than all of Belgium (this quasi fact has not been verified). Paul, reacting to a compliment with pure aplomb, cackles like a nervous hyena. The Moto boys are not chile heads. They are a little wary of that fire belly. They just get wonderfully weirder those two.
The raw Anaheim dish by Beverly is an odd choice. Like a crudité if you remove the ité. She gets in the bottom three. The other two to land in chile purgatory are Richie with his sweet scallops (what’s up with the fad of savory curds? Laurent did that in Episode 2 as well) and Chuy, with his canned Yucatan flavors. Chuy wants to die under the table. This can be arranged but is not good TV.
Grayson, Paul, and Heather are in chile heaven. Paul wins with his Thai style soup. Grayson and Heather look less than pleased with the result, Grayson giving the lightest clapping ever to the result. If Grayson claps in the forest, can anyone hear?
Paul’s use of the ghost pepper in a Thai soup was very smart, as the coconut milk and the lemongrass can hide a lot of heat yet still be very nuanced. I loved Grayson’s popper but I don’t think it will go on the Chile’s menu anytime soon… too spicy. Heathers couscous surprises me. Again, I di not taste the food but it looks like she nailed the balance between the heat of the chile and the sweetness of the dates.
Alas, the Elimination Challenge is introduced and we’re cookin’ chili… all night long. Heather is confident because she makes chili a lot! This is good because as things progress, it looks like people want to work with her like they want to stick pins in their eyeballs. Teams are organized, and Nyesha is not happy with her team, giving us an ominous foreshadowing. She doesn’t want to carry this team on her back. I picture them in a large rooster costume, with Richie on top, his Mohawk as cockscomb, then Beverly in the middle screaming that she needs help at the meat counter, Nyesha plodding around looking for a chicken fight.
Yep, count me in as a non-hater! Chef you rock, your witty and sly blogs are the highlight of the Top Chef Texas website mixing great culinary insights and wicked observations. Reality TV should be about the actual event not the observers who take themselves too seriously, it's organized reality for heaven's sake and your irreverence is a welcome relief from some of the more self-aggrandizing blogs...and my vote is for Dakota by the way, love Nyesha too, her win on Chef Hunter was a blast to watch so it's neck and neck between the Ink-Goddess and the "no crying in culinary" Queen.
Yep, count me in as a non-hater! Chef you rock, your witty and sly blogs are the highlight of the Top Chef Texas website mixing great culinary insights and wicked observations. Reality TV should be about the actual event not the observers who take themselves too seriously, it's organized reality for heaven's sake and your irreverence is a welcome relief from some of the more self-aggrandizing blogs...and my vote is for Dakota by the way, love Nyesha too, her win on Chef Hunter was a blast to watch so it's neck and neck between the Ink-Goddess and the "no crying in culinary" Queen.
One more fan for Team 'Love.' Hugh, just let me know when I should have the t-shirts printed. I liked you on TCM, but didn't really appreciate your biting humor or become a superfan until now. Question: do you watch the show with a different eye when not judging the episode?
My wife and I both heartily agree you're a great addition to the TC judging/blogging team, and we were big fans of yours on TC Masters.
Season 9 looks to be fantastic. Thanks for all the intelligent insight and dry, witty humor.
You're halarious! Thank you for this blog! Look forward to more episodes then your break down of them.
Sad ending though, you can see the passion Richie has. I like that there were two chefs (Chris and Richie) from the same restaurant, it gives a more real perspective of food and bev.
Add me to team "love". I really look forward to your blogs after each episode. Thanks for the pure delight and entertainment. Geez, you better be on the next episode!
Thank you for the chili/chile comment. Commenter Wayne, above, look up "chile" in a culinary dictionary and you'll see the proper definition. (I'm a cookbook editor, so I see this a lot.) Great blog; the smart and funny analysis helps us to appreciate the show in a whole new way.
Agree with your chile/chili assessment. It drives me insane as well. And enchiladas are properly made with corn tortillas, though I have seen it done with flour (raw dough anyone??).
Richie didn't get enough sleep OR he didn't wear enough headbands simultaneously. I always wear four pair of underpants simultaneously in the event that I must cook without 72 hours of sleep.
Hugh, I'm a total non-hater, I love your one-eyebrowed brand of sarcasm. Yours is the only blog I need to read for the inside track. Hope to also see you back on the show soon.
Love your blog Hugh.. loving the sarcasm. I am always giggling to myself each week while my roommates stare at me wondering why I'm so into Top Chef.
Love this season.. really liking the chefs and how they are getting along (besides Heather). And I just moved to the South so I am learning more about their way of cooking.
Don't know where Lois eats, but 12 years LIVING in AZ and 6 LIVING in NM and the obvious crossover with TX and enchiladas are corn, burros/burritos are wheat. In the "southeast" and Appalachia, though, this has not been the case, so I can see where he would have needed advice.
"Its chile time. This is spelled as chili on the signs. I hate that, though it is accepted usage."
"To me chili is the meat dish and chile is the vegetable of the nightshade family."
I agree with the second statement, but that means that the signs got it right. It was a chili (meat dish) cook off, not a chile pepper (vegetable) cook off. Aren't you contradicting yourself?





Hugh, consider me a lover. You're awesome and hilarious. I live in Atlanta and I love Empire State South. Your "In Jars" appetizers are so good...that boiled peanut hummus is amazing! As our fellow Atlantan (since we must claim her, unfortunately) NeNe says, "Hey, haters!" Forget them! Please, please, go on Watch What Happens Live with Andy...
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