Breed Facts

9 Indisputable Facts About Every Person Who Has a Boxer

Honestly, we wanna be friends with these people.

Boxers were the 10th most popular breed in the United States last year and it’s easy to see why: They epitomize everything people love about dogs. With the ultimate “puppy dog eyes” and their sweet, loving temperaments, they’re the perfect companion for people who prefer big dogs but want that lap dog kind of snuggle.

Boxer owners, similarly, have a list of characteristics that apply across the board. They may not be as straightforward as their dogs’ personality checklist, but they remain indisputable, no matter how esoteric they may seem. Read on, Boxer parents, because this is your truth.

You always had a soft spot for Sandy in Grease.

Did she totally sacrifice her personality and dignity all to impress a man? Sure. But you still kind of admire her undying devotion.

You’re pretty much always considering getting a subscription to ClassPass.

You like to stay active, but you bore easily. You love crazy new fitness trends, but you hate spending extra money. It sounds great but ehhh ... maybe next month? (Repeat.)

You say hi to people you pass on the street.

Not in a creepy way, but in a friendly way. You like to know your neighbors and exchange some cheerful acknowledgements.

You are dying to go to the Museum of Ice Cream.

Every time there’s a new pop-up with a fresh crop of tickets, you find yourself sitting there hitting refresh over and over and over. You HAVE to dive into that sprinkle pool!

You have a “go bag.”

It’s not that you’re living in fear of a tsunami or nuclear war, it’s just that you like to be prepared so you can remain calm and steady in case of emergency.

You actually kinda like going to the dentist.

And why wouldn’t you? You maintain immaculate oral health, your dentist is a super nice guy, and you really like that freshly-cleaned feeling. Plus, free toothbrush!!!

You almost always win Trivial Pursuit.

It’s not just that you’re smart — you also have a giant repository of knowledge, and enough patience for a three-hour board game.

You’re an excellent public speaker.

You don’t have to do it often, but when called upon, you enjoy standing up in front of colleagues or friends. You have confidence and charisma out the wazoo.

Your social calendar is stuffed to the hilt.

You have a lot of friends, and you make major efforts to keep up with all of them on a regular basis. Luckily, you have the stamina and energy to go out pretty much every night!

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