9 Indisputable Facts About Every Single Person Who Has a Rottweiler

Rottie owners: Each of these facts is 100% true about you.

Rottweilers are one of those breeds that have gotten an inexplicably bad rap. People tend to think of them as vicious attack dogs — and certainly, their brawny musculature can make them look intimidating — but in reality, they’re just incredibly loyal and fearless. (Meaning, if they’re trained to be mean, they’ll excel at it, but it’s not in their actual nature.)

Rottweiler owners, on the other hand, have been totally fairly stereotyped. There are some facts that are just plain true about Rottie parents and apply to every single one of them with no exception.

You’ve had the same best friend since childhood.

It’s one of those things where you probably wouldn’t be friends with them if you met as grown-ups, but you’ve known ‘em since you were, like, two, and they’re basically family now.

You secretly loved Fifty Shades of Grey.

Remember when your significant other caught you reading Fifty Shades of Grey and you were like, “Haha, I’m reading it as a joke! I just wanna be able to make fun of it!”? …you are a liar.

You always win the wishbone.

Call it good luck or call it not knowing your own strength: come every Thanksgiving and Christmas, you find yourself one wish richer.

You have a tendency to fall asleep on the couch.

Ugh, you know you should just go to sleep already but you have to just finish this one episode of Vanderpump Ru-zzzzzzzzzz…

Everybody asks to put you down as their emergency contact.

Maybe it’s because you’re so dependable … or because you have such a reliable car … or because you know all the back ways to the hospital?

You’ve never gotten so much as a speeding ticket.

What can you say? You’re kind of a rule-follower.

You got your first job when you were 15.

Your mom was encouraging you to get out there and start making some money so you snagged a position at your local Orange Julius. Once you blended your first smoothie, you became addicted to the work, and the next thing you knew, you were picking up extra shifts. Then by the time you were 17, you’d already made manager! Wow! 

You’re that person who prefers to walk a half-marathon.

You’re naturally athletic, but you really prefer to move at your own pace.

You’re obsessed with The Container Store.

That drawer has tiny drawers! And those tiny drawers have little boxes in them! And those little boxes have miniature reusable labels! Have you died and gone to The Container Heaven?

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