Andy asks Stassi how many Swedes have to die before she will ascend to the Swedish throne.

Katie, Scheana, and Jax laugh as Andy reads of a list of "confident" things Stassi said about herself this season.

Lisa discusses how she and Brandi approach the Scheana-working-at-SUR issue.

Scheana explains why she spoke so candidly with Brandi: "I wanted her to understand that I wasn't just a Tuesday night fling."

Stassi explains that she took Scheana's cheating so personally because she was in a rough spot with Jax.

Lisa and another of her brilliant one-liners: "She put sunscreen on him, not a condom!"

Jax pauses as Andy asks if Stassi has ever hit him.

Tom admits to hearing a rumor that Stassi cheated on Jax.

Lisa says that Kristen makes "every problem at SUR her problem."

Jax admits that he likes when, in relationships, "the other half wears the pants."

Stassi, Kristen, and Tom react knowingly: it's definitely true that Stassi is the more dominant half.

Katie spills that Frank actually had a longstanding crush on Stassi, and was ready to pounce the minute she became single.

Scheana vigorously defends Stassi, convinced that she never cheated on Jax.

Jax recounts opening up to Frank, and eventually regretting it.

Stassi admits to "emotionally cheating" with Frank while she was still with Jax.

Andy asks Jax some pointed questions about the fight with Frank is Las Vegas. Namely, why do you need to take your shirt off to fight?

"Jax walks into a party and wants to dominate it."

Stassi and Kristen remember the moment when Jax walked in, uninvited to her birthday party.

Jax vows to get Stassi back, whatever it takes.

Tom tears up when he recalls how upset he was by Jax's deception.

The questions turn to Stassi's super-mean texts to Laura-Leigh. Stassi doesn't regret them.

Stassi laughs when Scheana tells Kristen to "ignore it and move on" when it comes to encountering Tom's exes.

The reunion gets deep when it comes to Jax's dishonesty and subsequent confession.

Katie explains to Andy that they all asked Jax if he was lying about cheating. . .and that Jax vehemently denied it.

Stassi explains what it would take for Jax to get her back.

Stassi admits that Frank was a better boyfriend than Jax.

Stassi spills on the hardest summer of her life. Two break ups, getting suspended from SUR, and losing trust in Jax.

Peter is back! To SUR-ve everyone cocktails, of course.