Cast Blog: #PUMPRULES

Jax Comments on Those Pesky Rumors

Scheana: I Believe Tom

Our Producer Witnessed Kristen Storm Off After Dinner

Jax: That Dinner Was an Absolute Disaster

Lisa: Kristen Got What She Wanted Out of That Dinner

Our Producer Saw the Wedding Through to the Bitter End

Lisa: Is Schwartz For Real?

Scheana: I Looked Like a Super Bridezilla

Scheana: It Ended Up Being a Perfect Night

Katie: Was I Fooling Myself?

Who's Who in Scheana and Shay's Bridal Party?

Our Producer on All the Wedding Day Drama

Jax: Kristen is Manipulative

Lisa: Scheana Looked Beautiful

Scheana: It Was the Best Day of My Life

The 12 Best Reactions to Kristen Getting Fired

Our Producer Caught Everyone's Reactions to the Firing

Tom Schwartz Presents: A Haiku

Scheana: Kristen Deserved to Be Fired a Long Time Ago

Lisa: I Don't Totally Believe Schwartz

Kristen: I Knew My Time At SUR Was Over

Our Producer Had a Front-Row Seat to the Miami Girl Show

Katie: This Is Just Plain Creepy

Tom: What a Train Wreck

Scheana: I Don't Trust Kristen Anymore

Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

Kristen: I Made It My Business

Katie: It's Insulting and Frustrating

Tom: Stassi Is Like a Fallen Dictator

Our Producer Shares Secrets From Peter's Date

Stassi: It's Hard to Watch

Lisa: Stassi Likes to Control Everything

Our Producer Got Hit With a Sandwich in Miami

Kristen: I Wanted Validation From Tom

Jax: John Takes Care of Everybody

The #PumpRules Miami Trip in 7 GIFs

Scheana: I Shouldn't Have Let Kristen Come

Lisa: Kristen Missed the Point Entirely

Tom on Jax: There is Barely Any Trust There

Behind-the-Scenes Secrets From Miami

Ariana Takes the Positivity Express

Jax Comments on Those Pesky Rumors

After all these years, Jax still can't get around Stassi's MacGyver-ways.

I got to brunch a little bit late. It was like a day party at Bagatelle. I just remember we just started drinking, and got really drunk that day. I was pretty wasted. We got a punchbowl full of champagne and whatever else. Everybody was going crazy in there. I don't remember too much of what happened to be honest. My shirt came off. Katie was whipping me with her belt. We were playing beer pong.

It was no drama really -- except for Stassi asking me about the rumors. I was kind of like déjà vu going back to thinking about what happened over the past year. My first instinct was to smooth everything over, and that's what I did. I just didn't want to make a big deal about it. The night they are talking about happened so long ago -- like a year ago. Stassi and I weren't even dating at the time, and neither were Tom and Kristen to be honest, so what would it matter? I just wanted to downplay it and not make this a huge deal.

At this point anything could have gone down, so I'm not surprised Stassi believed the rumors. I'm sure she was in shock as well.

Katie's apologies don't really mean anything to me, because she gets drunk and makes trouble and then apologizes the next day. I took it with a grain of salt.

As far as the drink thing with Lisa and the secret shopper -- a lot of times the people that come into SUR and are so particular. Sometimes they are people that just want to complain. Those are the times I don't really fix them. I just reshake them or whatever. The people that come into SUR can be snobby. They want to complain to complain. Plus I made them a great drink to begin with!

I wasn't shocked when Stassi tried to trick me via text. It's absolutely something I would have expected from Stassi. She's like a MacGyver. And I still haven't learned how to get around it. She's really good at it. But this one I was expecting.

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