Cast Blog: #PUMPRULES

Jax Comments on Those Pesky Rumors

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Katie: This Is Just Plain Creepy

Kristen: I Made It My Business

Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

Katie: It's Insulting and Frustrating

Tom: Stassi Is Like a Fallen Dictator

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Lisa: Stassi Likes to Control Everything

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Lisa: Kristen Missed the Point Entirely

Jax: John Takes Care of Everybody

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Ariana Takes the Positivity Express

Lisa Doesn't Get Those Penis Straws

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Our Producer Shares Secrets From That Trip

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Ariana: Facts Are Facts

Scheana Has Nothing Left to Say to Stassi

Katie: Tom Wasn't Following Through

Lisa: You Would Think Jax Wouldn't Lie

Katie: Stassi's Island Really Is Shrinking

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Jax: I'm Getting a Taste of My Own Medicine

Our Producer Shares Scheana's Wedding Invite

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Scheana: I Don't Need Kristen

Lisa: What Really Pissed Me Off

Ariana: Kristen is a Giant "Preying" Mantis

Katie: Stassi Overstepped Boundaries

Scheana: It's Sad How Few Friends Stassi Has

Jax Comments on Those Pesky Rumors

After all these years, Jax still can't get around Stassi's MacGyver-ways.

I got to brunch a little bit late. It was like a day party at Bagatelle. I just remember we just started drinking, and got really drunk that day. I was pretty wasted. We got a punchbowl full of champagne and whatever else. Everybody was going crazy in there. I don't remember too much of what happened to be honest. My shirt came off. Katie was whipping me with her belt. We were playing beer pong.

It was no drama really -- except for Stassi asking me about the rumors. I was kind of like déjà vu going back to thinking about what happened over the past year. My first instinct was to smooth everything over, and that's what I did. I just didn't want to make a big deal about it. The night they are talking about happened so long ago -- like a year ago. Stassi and I weren't even dating at the time, and neither were Tom and Kristen to be honest, so what would it matter? I just wanted to downplay it and not make this a huge deal.

At this point anything could have gone down, so I'm not surprised Stassi believed the rumors. I'm sure she was in shock as well.

Katie's apologies don't really mean anything to me, because she gets drunk and makes trouble and then apologizes the next day. I took it with a grain of salt.

As far as the drink thing with Lisa and the secret shopper -- a lot of times the people that come into SUR and are so particular. Sometimes they are people that just want to complain. Those are the times I don't really fix them. I just reshake them or whatever. The people that come into SUR can be snobby. They want to complain to complain. Plus I made them a great drink to begin with!

I wasn't shocked when Stassi tried to trick me via text. It's absolutely something I would have expected from Stassi. She's like a MacGyver. And I still haven't learned how to get around it. She's really good at it. But this one I was expecting.

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