Cast Blog: #PUMPRULES

Lisa: Jax Is The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Scheana: I Believe Tom

Our Producer Witnessed Kristen Storm Off After Dinner

Jax: That Dinner Was an Absolute Disaster

Lisa: Kristen Got What She Wanted Out of That Dinner

Our Producer Saw the Wedding Through to the Bitter End

Katie: Was I Fooling Myself?

Lisa: Is Schwartz For Real?

Scheana: I Looked Like a Super Bridezilla

Scheana: It Ended Up Being a Perfect Night

Who's Who in Scheana and Shay's Bridal Party?

Our Producer on All the Wedding Day Drama

Jax: Kristen is Manipulative

Lisa: Scheana Looked Beautiful

Scheana: It Was the Best Day of My Life

The 12 Best Reactions to Kristen Getting Fired

Our Producer Caught Everyone's Reactions to the Firing

Lisa: I Don't Totally Believe Schwartz

Tom Schwartz Presents: A Haiku

Scheana: Kristen Deserved to Be Fired a Long Time Ago

Kristen: I Knew My Time At SUR Was Over

Our Producer Had a Front-Row Seat to the Miami Girl Show

Tom: What a Train Wreck

Scheana: I Don't Trust Kristen Anymore

Katie: This Is Just Plain Creepy

Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

Kristen: I Made It My Business

Katie: It's Insulting and Frustrating

Tom: Stassi Is Like a Fallen Dictator

Our Producer Shares Secrets From Peter's Date

Stassi: It's Hard to Watch

Lisa: Stassi Likes to Control Everything

Our Producer Got Hit With a Sandwich in Miami

Kristen: I Wanted Validation From Tom

The #PumpRules Miami Trip in 7 GIFs

Scheana: I Shouldn't Have Let Kristen Come

Lisa: Kristen Missed the Point Entirely

Jax: John Takes Care of Everybody

Tom on Jax: There is Barely Any Trust There

Behind-the-Scenes Secrets From Miami

Ariana Takes the Positivity Express

Lisa: Jax Is The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Lisa blogs about Guillermo's boob-themed burlesque party and why Stassi should support Jax in his time of need.

Read Lisa's expanded blog after the jump.

And here we are ...round five! Hope you all had a good holiday!

When Nathalie said she wanted to have a surprise for Guillermo. I was immediately excited at the prospect. This is a man that hates celebrating his birthday and always refuses to celebrate. Well not so this year. . .I have a wonderful relationship with Guillermo and the four of us have shared some special moments in the creation of this restaurant.

He epitomizes the American dream. He came here as a dishwasher, then a busser, then a waiter, then a manager. Then I came in for lunch and overnight we shook hands we became partners. The rest is history.

So to see Nathalie be able to buy him a Mercedes was a moment I relished. The cake and the party was all a success, and he surprisingly adored the attention -- and we will probably have to do it now every year!

Jax was struggling with the news that he had discovered a lump. He has such a history with being economical with the truth, so that it is a classic example of the boy who cried wolf. But I wish Stassi had been more compassionate towards him, regardless of their situation. I was also shocked at all the junk they put in their body. It has to have some effect. I really felt that Jax was hoping Stassi would come over and not chastise him, but give him a sympathy shag. I do believe he was genuinely concerned but also wondered if he thought the victim card might work in his favor.

Whoever gets ready for a passport shoot? I have never seen anything as ridiculous, but they never fail to amuse me.

Who knows if anything has ever gone down between Tom and Ariana? I have seen them work together on countless occasions without incident. I hoped that it would be the same at SUR. Apparently not so. . .This is a situation that gathers momentum and takes many turns so keep watching.

Love to you all till next week. . .
Lisa.

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Jax: That Dinner Was an Absolute Disaster

Jax doesn't know what Kristen is trying to achieve. 

How do the SURvers really feel about what goes in (and outside) of the restaurant? Each week we're asking the 'Vanderpump Rules' cast to tell you how they really feels about all the infighting, hookups, drama, and backstabbing. Get a closer look at how the felt about the biggest moments and blow ups by watching the video blog below -- or scroll down to read a full transcription.

Hi, I’m Jax Taylor, and welcome to my video blog.
I do know that there are 365 days in a year. What I was trying to say is 364 you can go f--- up your life and be a mess, but for that one other day, which makes 365, you had to be on your best behavior. That’s what I meant by that. That’s what I meant, Tom.
If Tom Schwartz would’ve came to me and Tom Sandoval and said, “Hey listen, I’m going to do this,” we would have definitely told him not to do it. He has great intentions, but this was a bad move man. A) Don’t give your girlfriend a ring on a string, and B) you don’t do it at a wedding.
I don’t know how many times James has to hear that Kristen is a bad person, that she is going to constantly go behind your back, she’s constantly going to be vindictive, and she’s constantly going to pine over Tom Sandoval. James, you need to wake up, unless you’re happy sharing with Tom. I’m sorry, bud, you just gotta walk away; this is not good for you.
I really feel bad for Rachel, though, because she did not deserve to get punched in the face, but that just goes to show you that when you hang out with Kristen, you get punched in the face. She’s lucky that’s all that happened to her.
That dinner with Kristen was an absolute disaster. I walked into a firing squad with them coming at me. I don’t know what Kristen is trying to get out of this. Even if he did it, it doesn’t matter. He is not going to be with you, Kristen. Wake the f--- up and move on.
I’m Jax Taylor, and this has been my video blog. Thanks for watching.

 
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