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Scheana discusses being unable to work the party because of her past with Brandi Glanville and recording her new single.

Read Scheana's expanded blog after the jump.

I was sooooo glad that Lisa didn't have me work her dinner party. She also didn't have her whole "A Team" working so to speak. She simply had everyone work it other than Kristen and I. Kristen had a freak out at the last Housewives dinner, and I don't want to be around Brandi anymore than Lisa wants me around her. Working those parties can be annoying -- making sure everything is perfect -- so I was happy to have the night off from that. There were way too many people working that party anyways.

Jax likes to be involved in the drama and rumors at SUR, whether he admits it or not, so I wasn't surprised to see his double-dealing in the Tom and Ariana situation. Sometimes Jax says something he doesn't mean to be funny or just to stir the pot, and then regrets it and tries to convince you he didn't say that to begin with. It's something we are all used to at SUR and can't be taken too seriously. I did not believe for a second that anything happened between Tom and Ariana at Coachella. Like I said, Vegas a couple years ago -- I don't know. There were rumors going around back in the day about them that seemed irrelevant, and I never addressed it until recently.

Watching Katie, Tom, and Jax fight about the rumor was comical to me. It was a bunch of "Jax said," "Jax didn't say" B.S., and I found it funny. But sometimes at SUR, you don't quite know what to believe.

Recording my new song was so much more fun than my first! This time I felt more comfortable and more prepared, having done this once before. However, it is always a little intimidating working with new producers because they don't know my raw voice -- which yes requires some autotuning to give it the sound I like!

I'm not Mariah Carey and I'm not trying to be. I'm trying to have fun while making fun music. That's all. I definitely want to do a music video for this song -- but I want to wait until my teeth are perfect and I can afford it. Maybe a Kickstarter to help? We'll see.

This song is super upbeat, fun, catchy, and is great for a girls' night out! That's always my goal: to make a song that gets stuck in your head and makes you feel happy! I'm hoping this song can take off and get radio play, but it is a very competitive market. I'm not Britney Spears, and I don't claim to be. Would I like to have her career? Of course! But I just don't think that is a realistic goal for me. If it works out, great. But if not, I am happy doing many other things with my life. Performing is fun right now and something I truly enjoy doing -- but when it's time to get married and have kids I may put the singing on hold.

Seeing Lisa's friends fight so much at the dinner table was insane. Let me rephrase that: Brandi is insane. The things that come out of her mouth are beyond uncalled for. She's a mother. She should be setting a good example for her kids rather than being racist and a bully. Joyce never did anything to Brandi to be treated that way. I guess that's just how Brandi reacts when she feels threatened by a younger prettier Latina woman. If I was Lisa I too would be embarrassed by Brandi's behavior.

Whenever you are waiting on a table of people fighting: stay away! Send a busser over to refill their waters and let them hash it out. You'd be surprised how many people try and bring you into their private dilemma as their server. If it's a couple fighting the woman is like, "You're a woman, you understand where I'm coming from right?" And sometimes I want to say, "Bitch calm down, you're crazy and overreacting," but I can't because they are tipping me and technically paying my rent! Haha.

When Tom pulled me outside and into the Kristen drama I was wishing I had a cocktail. I think he wanted me to explain that I didn't say what Kristen was saying I said -- which I didn't. Kristen took my words and tried to twist them to trap Tom. I only brought up Vegas while talking to Stassi because it had been an issue for years prior.

I thought it would be best for Ariana and I to go out and confront the girls head on to get these rumors out of the way. These girls don't understand what it's like to be a "guy's girl" and have guy friends. The best way to deal with rumors is to address them and move on. I guess I can't be surprised by the way Kristen and Katie reacted but I'm sorry if you're going to yell at my best friend then I'm going to tell you to "shut the f--- up!"

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Producer Erin Foye discusses the new girl and what's happening with TomKat's relationship.

Tomkat is in code red mode! Will these crazy kids pull through? Fun story (that hopefully isn't a premonition) Schwartz invented a drink called "The Relationship Ender." Why would you make something like that and what goes in it? Let him explain.



Ladies and gentlemen meet the new SUR vixen Vail Bloom. Some things you don’t know about Vail: She can meditate anywhere, her trademark is the mole above her lip and she loves to take #selfies. Is she a good addition to the SUR family? Stay tuned to see.

Morning Malibu Paddle #hang10 #doit #caliliving #thegoodstuff

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West Hollywood is the scene and the center of Gay pride. Now Lisa has two restaurants smack dab in the middle of all the madness. You know what that means, party time! Lisa did not have a float in the parade this year so her restaurants had her full attention. All the SUR kids reported for duty! The new PUMP Lounge was the talk of the town. There was a line outside all day! Schwartz was in the middle of it. Lisa gave him a second chance at bartending. See Jax thoughts on Pride:



Just because PUMP had the action doesn't mean the cast wasn't having any fun down at SUR. SUR hired dancers that brought in a horse costume. All the staff thought it was the funniest thing, and posed with it for photos. See this and more behind-the scenes-attention here.




The girls baked Peter a birthday cake and the boys (plus Ariana) hit the go-cart racetrack. The gang really did have a blast go-carting. Not only was there go-cart racing but there were tons of video games. Sandoval during a filming break won his boo a prize. Check out this video and more behind the scenes action below. See who really won that race. And the winner is. . .Sandoval swore he won the race! Schwartz thinks not! Also, while they were there Tom won Ariana a prize. So romantic.



Stassi basically took control in making Peter's cake but hey, it looked good! Here is the final product. Sealed with a P for Peter. And of course it is gold because Stassi wanted Gold.


Had to put out my birthday cake #pumprules (FYI my birthday is June this is for the episode)

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Well guys I think I need a drink. . .Peter always makes the best drinks. 


And that's all folks! #foyecrew @efoye