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Scheana is sorry she's not sorry for her gangbang comment and she can afford to pay for her own drinks, thanks Kristen.

Cabo is something we had all been talking about for months! Not only was it Stassi's birthday that weekend, but it was also Shay's. Months ago, we thought a trip would be fun for all of us -- but then things started to change. With what happened at not only my birthday but also Peter's, I wasn't so sure I was looking forward to this trip anymore. However, flights and rooms were booked already and I did think Peter was right. Maybe a trip would help alleviate all of the tension at work.

Anyway, I wasn't about to let Kristen or Katie take this trip from me. I thought if I could avoid them at some cost, I could still enjoy this trip with Shay, the guys, and Stassi. After the other night at SUR I wanted nothing to do with Kristen or Katie -- so I made the decision if they were going to do the "girls" on one side and the "guys" on the other I was with the guys. No drama there -- unless Jax is present.

As soon as we got there I could tell this was going to be a "girls on one side" kind of trip, and I'm sorry but they are not a NORMAL group of women. I have several girlfriends I get along with just fine. These girls drink too much, are slightly crazy, and unstable at times. Why would anyone want to spend a vacation with them? I went for Stassi, and for Shay and I to have some alone time. Anything else that involved the others, count me out.

I don't think being trapped in a car with Kristen, Kristina, and Katie for an hour sounds appealing to anyone in their right mind. I doubt they wanted me in their car anyway. Actions speak louder than words and if you are going to make me feel excluded the second we get to the first bar, I don't want to be a "girls girl". Sorry not sorry.

When we first got in the van, Schwartz made a comment to me that I thought was funny. He was like "Oh s--- you get in this van you're getting gangbanged." I thought it was funny! Clearly it was a joke!!! So I said I'd rather that than being trapped in a car with Kristen, Kristina, and Katie. It was a joke!!!

I wasn't shocked to see that Jax ratted because when he's not in the middle of the drama he puts himself there. He took it a little far by bringing Shay into it though, because we all knew it was a joke. Shay thought it was funny and so did everyone else.

By the time we showed up at the club I knew something was up, but I didn't know what exactly. I hadn't really hung with the girls since we arrived because I was enjoying my time with Shay -- so I didn't understand what they could be mad at me for. When Kristen was holding a cheap bottle of tequila hostage from me I tried to keep a straight face on. I mean what a joke! I wanted to laugh in her face it was so pathetic. I don't need to drink the alcohol you supposedly bought Kristen. I have my own money and I can afford my own drinks.

Once she brought up the "gangbang" comment I was like "Ohhhhhhh that's what everyone is mad at me for," a joke that Schwartz and I made in the van. Get over it!!! Like I said, you're going to exclude me, I'm going to be a bitch to you. In my moment of irritation, anger, and cleverness, I thought to tell the busser to clear everything off their table so when they returned from smoking a million cigarettes everything was gone. I have no interest to hang out with people who treat me the way they do, so I left. I wanted to enjoy time with my boyfriend. Stassi wanted me to come on the trip and I wanted to get away. She didn't "let" me come. I chose to come with an invitation.

Watching Katie and Schwartz's fight I can't say I'm surprised. Schwartz sticks up for what's right and I love that about him. He doesn't just take his girlfriend's side simply because she's his girlfriend. Shay does the same thing if I'm wrong, and I appreciate that. We are not the same person. If I'm wrong, call me out. Katie's drinking gets out of control and Schwartz has to deal with it. I feel bad. I don't think he was out of line at all.

The next day when we went on the boat ride I kept hearing whispers of what happened after we left the club. Every time I tried to ask one of the guys they were like "uhhhhh you have to ask Schwartz but something went up Katie's nose" I had no idea it was as bad as it was or I never would have brought it up at dinner. It was just the first time I had seen Schwartz since I heard this and I wanted to clear the air and try to enjoy dinner because I had a feeling if they got in a fight it probably had something to do with me. I had no idea it would get that out of control at dinner to the point where Katie would get up and leave. But this has been a trending factor at all birthdays this summer -- my birthday, Peter's birthday, and now Stassi's. Someone please keep the tequila away from her at the next birthday party!

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Lisa: What Really Pissed Me Off

Lisa just wanted to shake Katie Maloney -- and wasn't too pleased with Tom and Kristen either.

How does Lisa Vanderpump really feel about what goes in (and outside) of her restaurant SUR? Each week Lisa is telling you how she really feels about the SURvers antics in her video blog. How does she feel about their infighting, hookups, drama, and backstabbing? Watch below to see -- or scroll down to read a full transcription of her thoughts.

Hi I'm Lisa Vanderpumpand welcome to my video blog.

I really feel for Katie in this week's episode. I just wanted to shake Katie. I just could not believe that she could openly admit to me, a woman that's been married 32 years, that Schwartzy would actually favor Jax over her. That, to me, is mind boggling. All I know from personal experience is that in any relationship that I've ever been in, it's very important for the women to be number one -- not number two.

Even though I'm not a huge advocate of therapy, maybe this is the where she needs to have a conversation. and He's not going to actually converse with her unless he's backed into a wall. That is perfect Tom Schwartz, deflecting and not dealing with the issue at hand. There you go.

I absolutely love this scene [with Jen and Jeremey's baby]. I noticed that Jen and Jeremey didn't leave Stassi alone to babysit Kingston. Maybe that was a smart move?

Tom and Kristen are like Tom and Jerry. One's got a frying pan, one's got a spatula. The chase never ends.

When I see this, it really pisses me off. Employees should never act like this at work. One of the things that really infuriates me is seeing the bad behavior when I'm not around. At least they had the good sense to do this while the restaurant wasn't open.

I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Thank you, and this has been my video blog.

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