Cast Blog: #PUMPRULES

Tom: I'm Kristen's Punching Bag

Scheana: I Believe Tom

Our Producer Witnessed Kristen Storm Off After Dinner

Jax: That Dinner Was an Absolute Disaster

Lisa: Kristen Got What She Wanted Out of That Dinner

Our Producer Saw the Wedding Through to the Bitter End

Lisa: Is Schwartz For Real?

Scheana: I Looked Like a Super Bridezilla

Scheana: It Ended Up Being a Perfect Night

Katie: Was I Fooling Myself?

Who's Who in Scheana and Shay's Bridal Party?

Our Producer on All the Wedding Day Drama

Jax: Kristen is Manipulative

Lisa: Scheana Looked Beautiful

Scheana: It Was the Best Day of My Life

The 12 Best Reactions to Kristen Getting Fired

Our Producer Caught Everyone's Reactions to the Firing

Lisa: I Don't Totally Believe Schwartz

Tom Schwartz Presents: A Haiku

Scheana: Kristen Deserved to Be Fired a Long Time Ago

Kristen: I Knew My Time At SUR Was Over

Our Producer Had a Front-Row Seat to the Miami Girl Show

Katie: This Is Just Plain Creepy

Tom: What a Train Wreck

Scheana: I Don't Trust Kristen Anymore

Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

Kristen: I Made It My Business

Katie: It's Insulting and Frustrating

Tom: Stassi Is Like a Fallen Dictator

Our Producer Shares Secrets From Peter's Date

Stassi: It's Hard to Watch

Lisa: Stassi Likes to Control Everything

Our Producer Got Hit With a Sandwich in Miami

Kristen: I Wanted Validation From Tom

The #PumpRules Miami Trip in 7 GIFs

Scheana: I Shouldn't Have Let Kristen Come

Lisa: Kristen Missed the Point Entirely

Jax: John Takes Care of Everybody

Tom on Jax: There is Barely Any Trust There

Behind-the-Scenes Secrets From Miami

Ariana Takes the Positivity Express

Tom: I'm Kristen's Punching Bag

Tom opens up about the aftermath of cheating on Kristen and his thoughts on Scheana’s “Tooth Incident.”

"Scheana's Tooth". . .Well, don't get me wrong, I understand that an injury like that has to be so catastrophic and devastating, but at times I felt like I heard so much about "Scheana's Tooth" that it could very well be the title of a three part book series that would rival Lord of the Rings in length!

Hmm. . .OK, so let's think about this for a minute. None of us called Scheana the day of her (not even close to life threatening) oral surgery because. . .we are all bad people? Or just maybe, there's more to it than it just being about the tooth. . .I will let you come up with your own conclusion...

Oh, and now her and Pandora are bestie's wearing the same outfits. . .Jeez. . .Watching Scheana dry-hump Pandora kinda says it all. I feel the tooth thing is one more thing that Scheana used to get her to be Lisa's favorite.
 
See, Scheana was insecure at that point because she knew full well that she had violated our trust, and the fact that she refused to admit this further more annoyed most of us. Instead she spent her time manipulating Lisa with constant tears, who facilitated bullying us into formal apologies because of this damn tooth situation. It overall put a wedge between Scheana and the rest of us and further added to the tension between Kristen and Lisa, as well as Stassi and Lisa.

Stassi opted to "fake apologize" to Scheana to get Lisa off her back. I think it's pretty damn s----y for Scheana to use her "tooth incident" to manipulate people and situations to her favor, all while jeopardizing our jobs and relationship with Lisa.

Kristen definitely overreacted to the bartending situation at Kyle's. I know that it came from pent up frustration with Lisa. But Lisa put Scheana in charge of us at Kyle's party, and in my opinion (and probably most everyone else's), she did this to ruffle Kristen and the rest of our feathers. Believe it or not, Lisa likes to stir things up sometimes. But it wasn't the time or the place or the battle that Kristen should have picked.

I was really embarrassed with the way Kristen acted. And, of course, because she is my girlfriend, I definitely feel the residual heat from Lisa and it always puts me in the most awkward position. She deserved the probation.

 

At that point I was pretty much over the Jax and Stassi thing, you can only hear about something so much. Plus Jax changes his mind like changes his socks. I will always try to help Jax out the best I can, but it gets frustrating when one minute Jax is telling me how much in love he is with Stassi, and the next he is showing me a picture of some new girl he just met.

I’m really frustrated with Kristen's constant scolding. The fact that Kristen pretty much tells anyone with two ears that I cheated on her gets really obnoxious at times. It's been over three months, and still every time Kristen has two glasses of wine she wants to started telling or reminding everyone that I cheated on her. And the only time she wants to sit down and talk about our relationship is after at least a bottle of wine. Pretty much every social gathering or every time the girls get together and drink, I become a punching bag.

Our Producer Witnessed Kristen Storm Off After Dinner

Our producer was there to capture all the behind-the-scenes drama. 

The wedding bliss has come to an end, and now everyone is nursing their hangovers and dealing with the aftermath. Kristen and James have to deal with her Muay Thai jab to his face, and Scheana and Shay come back from their heavenly travels in Hawaii. See Scheana and Shay give us a recap of their honeymoon travels.

But wait, a #PumpRules extra! Stassi and James show us their hidden talents. Stassi could join the circus with her juggling talents, and we should just call James “Jaws” with those steal teeth.


And yes, yes that is the boy band sensation Lance Bass at the puppy rescue event with Ms. Vanderpump. It doesn’t matter that the band is broken up; Lance will always be dancing around with his 'NSYNC brothers in my heart. There was a great turnout that day for the Lucky Puppy event, an organization that Lance is passionate about. The cast and crew loved hanging with all the adorable puppies. My favorite was the troll-looking one. So adorably ugly-cute!

Jax really, really wanted a puppy! Lisa was not having it. See Jax here with his new potential puppy he called his bae. P.S. Jax is very unfamiliar with what the definition of “bae” is. He thinks it means bacon and eggs. To the kids on Twitter these days, bae = babe.

What you didn’t see: At dinner Kristen stormed out into the alleyway behind the restaurant after her argument with Scheana. I just happened to be in that alley. Homegirl needed a minute. Kristen had a cigarette and did a quick photo shoot with the cool graffiti wall before heading back inside.

Guess what next week is…the SEASON FINALE. Don’t kid yourself--you know you’re tuning in! As Scheana’s arm tattoo reminds us, it’s all happening!

See ya then! @efoye #foyecrew