We begin this episode with something shocking. . .
But eventually Tom made his choice -- Gordo, a dog with so much underbite he was impossible not to love. (Watch Tom wonder if Katie would adore him in this behind-the-scenes clip).
Yes, as she tells Lisa, their relationship is still not exactly healed. Their inability to make amends is unfortunate, but semi-fortunate for us in that it gave us the amazing line "I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a pinot grigio."
Meanwhile, Jax is very clear about his feelings for his plastic surgeon.
And Kristen is very clear on why she's back at SUR.
So you know, not everything is a mystery.
But it wouldn't be Vanderpump Rules without some intrigue. And so a new cheating rumor has everyone up in arms. Is it true that Katie stepped out on Tom Schwartz by motorboating a man in a club? Not sure what that means? We'll allow Scheana to demonstrate.
If you think that's scary, watch as Stassi is nearly taken out by one of Lisa Vanderpump pet swans (Also yes, you read that right. Pet swans).
Relax, here's a shot of Tom Sandoval in a Speedo to bring you back to zero.
And now it's safe for everyone to get into the pool.
But not everyone was having fun. Stassi was having to work. . . .
Yes, she was busy styling Lisa for her big photoshoot, and the job wasn't really agreeing with her.
This is the face of a woman who would rather not spend so much time doing manual labor for minimal dollars.
But sometimes it's good to get in there and do some work. Even Kristen washes her own car!
Moving on. The episode ended with extreme turmoil. Katie's brunch with the gals took a turn when Tom and the guys showed up -- and Jax had some choice words about her supposed motorboating behavior (Watch the full clip HERE). We'll let this GIF sum up how she's feeling about Mr. Taylor at the moment.