Lisa: Have They Learned Nothing From Me?

Lisa admonishes the staff for their violent fracas, poor living situations, over-sharing, and lack of morality. 

 

Full transcript after the jump.

Hello, I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog.

I'm absolutely disgusted with what I've seen and what I've heard. They have created this fracas that is unforgivable. I hate violence. I hate any type of physical altercation. And I feel like myself going in there and slapping the sh-- out of them for what they've done.

So when I see Tom and Ariana waking up together, I'm thinking have they learned nothing from me. I mean I've taught these kids how to fold napkins, maybe they should start folding their bloody bedsheets. I'm like horrified at the way they live.

Watching Tom putting on all this makeup, he seems quite an expert at it. He seems to have more makeup than I do.

[The scene with Stassi and the girls in the car] actually really had me in stitches. This is exactly what I would say is a little too much information, shall we say?

When you put an ad for restaurant staff in this town, I mean, it is Hollywood. There's a line round the block, and most of them are actors or models. There's that old joke -- it's not "waitress," it's "actress."

So Tom Schwartz is sitting there, and he's shaking like a leaf. I wouldn't possibly employ him to pour a drink that's for sure. He is like a nervous kitten. I don't know what it is with him. He really needs to get a grip and grow up.

Jax doesn't seem to understand that honesty on its own isn't quite good enough. What about morality? What about sincerity? So I'm looking at Tiffani and I'm thinking she needs to wake up. This man has just covered one tattoo on his arm of one girlfriend. And he's got the other one here that he finished with five minutes ago and she's thinking that maybe their in a serious relationship. Uh, hello?!?

So one down, one to go. I've dealt with the staff of SUR and now I've got the mammoth task of opening PUMP within 24 hours.

Thank you for watching. I'm Lisa Vanderpump and I hope you enjoy my video blog.

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