Hey y'all! We are in Hawaii! So much has happened and there is still more to come. Didn't this episode just blow your minds! Stassi makes her highly anticipated return and Jax makes a highly silly mistake and ends up behind bars.
But first let's start with all the behind the scenes Hawaii fun.
Something that I know you are dying for is an exclusive Tom Sandoval original song, especially one sung in tribute to his new "Bacon A" butt tattoo. Also – fun fact alert! – if you google image "cool A", the very picture that inspired Tom's tattoo pops right up. Enjoy! (But also, seriously folks, follow Tom's advice and think before you ink.)
Hawaii is a land of beautiful people. I know everyone basically is coupled up, but the cast did have some tips on how to pick up locals...y'know, if they were single.
In between all the drama with Jax, Lala and Brittany, the gang managed to suck down some pretty darn elaborate tropical booze concoctions. Check 'em all out with their pineapples and fruity vacay drinks.
The gang then went back to the Modern Hotel to (of course) drink more. What you didn't see was that the party raged on after the gang went back inside.
Needless to say, in the morning the cast was hung, hung over, but they had their remedies at the ready. Check out some of these magical cures.
Hungover or not, everyone headed to the beach for some fun in the sun in their swimsuits. Now judge for yourself: who wore it best?
Fun Fact: Schwartz didn't go surfing because he hates sea creatures, real and imagined and especially sharks. He did go snorkeling, but made sure to stay close to shore. Check out our mighty adventurer.
Bonus! Jax really did do a headstand on that surfboard. Check him out hanging ten!
And now, the moment you've been waiting for...Stassi has returned! The queen is back, but it will not be an easy road for her. #StassiApologyTour2016
Will the trio get back together?
While Stassi and Kristen drank buckets of white wine, the rest of the crew was having fun up in a local Hawaiian club. As you may recall, last season at a club in Miami I got a blindsided slap to the face from Katie with a McChicken sandwich. This year, she decided to attack with Ariana's fake boob cutlets instead. Check out Katie having the slap-tastic time of her life.
Everyone had a fantastic time at the club that night. And with drinks only costing a dollar, who could blame them? Check these goofballs out.
Yes, it's true, Jax ended up in jail! You just can't keep track of these guys 24 hours a day. Don't worry, he got out! #FreeJax to help lift Jax's spirits, I'd like to leave you with some upbeat and positive memories from his time in Hawaii. They involve speedos, drinking and dancing on the balcony, so view at your own risk!
It's sad that our time in Hawaii is done, but guess what? This #PumpRules roller coaster ride keeps trucking along. There is more behind the scenes magic to come! Until next time my friends. The @bravoproducer is out!
Oh, here I am wearing the famous sunglasses, fancy I know. See ya!