Jax Taylor celebrated his 37th birthday the only way Jax Taylor could -- with an unforgettable birthday roast. The #PumpRules crew came out in full force and took turns ribbing the group's "number one guy". Here are the evening's best burns:
Ariana Madix: ...the only thing you're better at than getting arrested is well, getting people in Vegas pregnant.
Shay: One thing I'm really excited about is that I'm not the fattest guy in the group anymore...
Tom Sandoval: Have you guys ever noticed with Jax that it's literally always allergy season.
Stassi Schroeder: I was going through a break up and I was working at SUR and Kristen was like "you know what, you just need to meet a dude" — so she said Jax I have this girl, so I'm thinking I'm going to go meet this prince charming, someone to like get my mojo back and he shows up with another girl so I was turned down. Now that I'm thinking back on it, it was the only time in the two years that we were together that he turned a girl down.
Lisa Vanderpump: I wish in the future that you spent more time behind my bar than you do behind bars.
Brittany Cartwright: You stole my heart just like you stole me the pair of sunglasses.
Tom Schwartz: I mean he's slept with many, many, many women and a few men.