This Is the Vanderpump Rules Drinking Game You Need in Your Life

Vanderpump Rules makes us want to drink. We're not exactly sure whether it’s because of all the expertly mixed cocktails they serve up… or if it’s because of the nonstop drama they provide every single week. (Seriously guys, can you stop with the emotional rollercoaster just for a second and all peacefully volunteer at Vanderpump Dogs or something just for a day?!) So we can all be more like Bravo’s thirstiest cast, we have created a drinking game to play along as we watch the show.

Use the cards below to play Bingo like you normally would, marking off a square every time you see or hear its contents while viewing Vanderpump Rules. Because this is also a drinking game, take a sip of your beverage every time you mark a square off. The squares can be interpreted anyway you choose: If you think Jax Taylor’s backwards Taco Bell sweatshirt is a truly shocking outfit choice, mark off that square! Use your discretion, we trust you!

And because, much like Scheana Shay, we are also extra, we have provided the following advanced rules:

• The Stassi Schroeder Switch-a-roo: Every time a birthday is mentioned, all players much pass their Bingo card to the person on the left and play with that card for the duration of the episode or until Stassi yells, “It’s my birthday!”
• If a drink is thrown, you have to drink someone else’s drink.
• If someone gets fired or a firing is threatened, the game switches from regular Bingo to Four Corners, where you only need to mark off the four corner squares to win.
• Every time Ken Todd appears on screen, everyone must toast to Ken and take a drink.

Just raise your glasses high, this drinking game's for you tonight!

Scroll and print away to play along with as many as four other friends.