1. WOLFFER ESTATE ROSÉ IS CHEAP AND GREAT And their vineyard is in BridgeHampton right next to my favorite breakfast joint, the Poxabogue Golf Club. Harold Dieterle serves it at Perilla, and I bought a bunch on the East End this weekend. Can't beat it at $11.99/bottle.

2. COPPERTONE IN AEROSOL FORM IS A GROUNDBREAKING INVENTION! I don't know when suntan juice became available as a spray, but to me this invention's on par with the iPhone. It's gotta be horrible for the environment, right? How do we dispose of those spray tubes?

3. ROCCO HAS NOT HAD BOTOX By the way, the thought of Rocco having botox or touching his handsome face hadn't crossed my mind until reading Anthony Bourdain's blog last week. Well, Chef Rocco responds HERE and ladies and gentlemen, we have a BlogWar on our hands. I am glad he's kept his face pristine by the way. In other news, Michael Douglas' face has settled beautifully, I think.