Love you show and you. If I were Male and Gay you would be it for me. I think they should move Kellie and Danille to Atlanta!!
It is a measure of my day that I just realized (at 4 p.m.) that I forgot to freaking blog. Oh Lord. I am sorry.
Tonight I'm live in the Clubhouse with Danielle, who is going to PERFORM her new SINGLE ... LIVE. This is called the Magic of Live Television. I cannot imagine what is in store for us tonight.
The weekend was fantastic, with the exception to my realizing that some INGRATE stole the Buddha from my deck in Sag Harbor. Let me ask you this: what kind of karmic retribution comes from stealing a piece of religious iconography??? I am pissed.
In other news about the weekend: I had a great meal at the Palm, saw Tina Fey at a kid's birthday party, and broke down the RHNYC reunion with her, got a ton of work done, boxed, heard "California Girls" 10x, and came to the realization that the tune is worthless without Snoop, and I swam a bunch.
OK, let me get on with my day — can you meet me in The Clubhouse at 11?
Love you show and you. If I were Male and Gay you would be it for me. I think they should move Kellie and Danille to Atlanta!!
I just had an epiphany that out of all the housewives and their shennanigans, I've come to enjoy watching your interviews the most. The housewives would be nothing without your recap and reunions!
That's so sad about your buddha, and how odd in Sag Harbor too- it seems like the sweetest place. Good luck with that, and you're right about karma! I have noticed in my one year on the east end that people out here are really big on their outdoor statues.
I would also love to see shows with more diversity in the housewives...How about the Indian/Pakistani community in Nassau county? THOSE are housewives...between the jewelry, food, parties, clothes and gossip, I know you'll have a great show there. Thanks for keeping us laughing!
Although, I'm not crazyy about Danille, I must say that that song was AMAZING. It was so sensual and I really think it could be a hit, unlike "The Countess'" whose song has been altered with electronics.. If LuAnn had to sing it like Danille did, she would have "bombed, big time". Kudos to Danille.
I would like to respond to Sicilian Cali Girl's comment about the real housewives' mispronunciation of "jewelry" - as I have pointed this out several times in past blog comments (along with several other words mispronounced by the housewives).
In your comment, your clarification still reads as though this word has three syllables (jew-el-ree) when in fact, it has two syllables and should be pronounced "jewel-ree"
What a STRANGE show last night. From the long update on the young housewives blogger who was going to camp(cute, but too much), to the 2 "grandma wrinkles" cat pictures on Danielle's chest (wierd), to Danielle's singing --and then her singing partner gets to have air time to sing all by herself? What gives? Where were more viewer questions/more interview talk? But I just have to ask...WHAT was that display Danielle was putting on after the song was done with her singing partner--nuzzling, snuggling, kisses, sitting on her lap???
Andy--I think you were a bit scared of Danielle last night. You probably won't admit it since you have to see her again, but you definitely were not your usual self last night with her sitting 3 feet away. She scared me from where I was sitting 200 miles away, so I can't blame you. On the positive side--Danielle really can sing. Maybe my expectations were just too low after hearing the autotuned warbling of Countess and Kim.
I watched Monday's episode. I find it hard to believe that Teresa maintains her whole house without any assistance. A house that large, children, cooking, going out to lunch, shopping, and everything else. Please be honest, my house isn't even anyway near the size of hers and I have no children and I have a difficult time keeping up.
Andy, I thought last nights show was so odd...did you notice there was hardly any laughter ? I get the biggest kick out of your sense of humor but with Danielle, there really was no fooling around...I did laugh at Grandma wrinkles on her bubbies !
Holy turtletime! Dare I say Danielle's song is ......good? What a pleasant surprise. A pleasure to listen to after the countess and her sing/talking song.
Danielle had an "okay" voice...she is so hard core, it's just hard to get past all of that...just say'n
Mr. Andy Cohen, I am lovin your show. You are absolutely one of the funniest people I've ever seen. I could watch you everyday. Ive been watching these train wrecks since the beginning. I say that with love. But I had to take the time to let you know how fabulous you are. Well I would love to keep chatting, but I have a four-year old human being to raise.
Good show last night!! I was surprised she could sing like that. So what's the scoop, is she now turning to women?? I think she would have better luck then she has with the men. Personally, I can't stand her but she does have a voice and I was surprised how well she sung. Keep up the good work Andy! I just adore you! Hugs!
Danielle has a really good voice.She sings much better than the "countess". Just good to show there is some good quality to everybody
The song with Danielle was beautiful. It's amazing there is a housewife that can finally sing. I am glad bravo is showing more of Danielle with her friends. I don't think *any* of those women are saints, AT ALL, and it was really starting to become a gang-bang, which I am not interested in watching. If the Manzo mob doesn't get over their obsession with her I probably won't watch, since I have a feeling Danielle is probably moving on to greener pastures anyway. She has good and bad qualities but wow can she sing. It will be interesting to hear her daughter's music too.
OMG! Someone stole your Buddha, that is just wrong!... but I did see a picture of it, and it's really a beautiful statue, I can see why someone would want to nap it; I wouldn't be surprise if it was one of your neighbors who wanted it for themselves. I love Buddha statues.
By the time I reach Exit 63 or 64 on the LIE that's the only song they play on every single local station- well in my car anyway.
OMG!!! that song Danille sang was awesome it is what singing is about. I hope she is on her way to success! Bravo Danille. haters eat your heart girl got talent. Now all the haters can listen to that beauitful voice as they make love and fall asleep to her lovely voice. JUST SAYING!!!
Hate to admit it, but Danielle sounded freakin good on your show. She CAN sing unlike the others. Too bad she hasn't pursued this obviously talented facet of her life sooner rather than throwing her youthful years down the toilet. Again, I am amazed at myself saying this, but she can actually carry a tune. Bravo!
Awe Andy....sorry to hear about the buddha! Not cool! I think you are awesome and I love love love the facial expressions! You never fail to make me laugh, thank you so much! XO
Sorry to hear about your budda being stolen. KARMA IS ALL I CAN SAY! Maybe they will grow a heart and return it to you. I hope so.
Andy I just 100000% ADORE you!! You are so wonderful!! I wish Watch What Happens Live was on 5 days a week!! Your expressions tonight were PRICELESS!! Also I would give ANYTHINGGG to have been in on (or even just a fly on the wall for) that convo you had with Tina Feyy! SO much love!
What did you share with Tina Fey that we didn't get to see...honey, spill the deets. The reunion was off the charts!
Still so many questions. It was a crazy season. It's time to catch up on the new shows anyway and move on with my life and this beautiful weather in Cali!
Andy... Love you, love the show, can't stand Danielle. BUT...I cringed the WHOLE time watching the way you treated her. She was acting weird and attempting to reign in her psycho self, but I really thought all of the talk about the "deformity" and grandma wrinkles on the boobs was hurtful and went a bit too far. I think you really exploited her insecurities tonight in a way you wouldn't for someone else. Seriously, kick 'em while they are down! I know it must be hard to walk the line on how far to push (especially when someone is as universally despised as Danielle) and it is your job to bring new information to light, but it just didn't feel like you tonight. I could tell she was trying to be on her best (fake) behavior...maybe that is why is got so weird? Anyway...you normally do a fantastic job, but I just felt this needed to be said! Love you!
Hi Andy, I have a great show idea.. Bravo needs to take one or two mean/crazy housewives from each show and send them somewhere for a month to see how they interact. Instead of calling it The Real Housewives, you can call it Drama Mama’s. I’d watch it!
Dear Andy, I am watching the real housewives right now because I missed the earlier episode so I am just getting to see what went on with Albie in school and I know they are coming on your show next week- if you could please share this story with them. My father is an outstanding criminal defense attorney on Long Island. When he was in high school his guidance consoler told him that he would not make it as a lawyer and that he should "take up a trade" she told him not to live his dream, because he had a learning disability. I wish that guidance counselor could see him now and how far he has made it. My father is such an inspiration to me because I am dyslexic (as my father is) and I have A.D.D. I feel for you Albie and your family. Honestly screw them! F whoever thinks they can tell you what you are capable of. Reach for the stars! That school and/or teacher is in NO PLACE to tell him what he is and is not capable of. My father got his SATS waved and still went to college and law school and some of his cases have made it on the front pafe of Newsday, newspaper. His guidance counselor obviously had him wrong! You go Albie! As long as you are passionate about your work you can go as far as you want to go in that field. Love you guys!! Keep your head up Albie listen to your mother " don't let anybody tell you what you can and cannot do" I support all the advice she gives she's an awesome lady!!! I am rooting for you Albie!!!
Ok after watching tonights show's with Great Anticipation I must ask "Is Danielle Gay "? "is it all a publicity stunt"? and really "How much of what we are watching for real"? I have been stuck on the couch or in bed after major back surgery and I Love following all the houswives now. Thank You for the entertainment...
Andy! Number 1, I ADORE you! Number 2, I LOATHE Danielle. Number 3, I have to admit, her song was actually really good! That song is the only good thing to come out of her mouth, that's for sure!
I just want to hang out in the clubhouse and drink gin! Is there a way to be part of the audience for these tapings?
Andy, I'm really surprised about tonight's show with Danielle. You made fun of her with Wrinkles on her chest. You spoke to her in less than a nice way. It is clear you do not respect her as much as you do the other WIVES. Shame on you! I like your show a lot and always watch it. I thought you seemed like a very nice, genuine type of guy. Now I'm not so sure. I'm very disappointed in you. You owe Danielle an apology, (I don't care for her either, but I would not dis her like you guys did tonight.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Andy on "Watch What Happens!" Just finished watching it and you had me LOL! Your face while Danielle was singing was priceless!
OMG!! Now we know who can actually sing!!!! It's Danielle!!! I was very impressed. Forget Kim and The Countless...... Danielle did it all on her own. It was beautiful. (and I'm not gay)
Please help my sisters in NJ and NY out with a little word pronunciation issue.
The word in question is:
JEW-EL-REE but is so often by my east coast friends pronounced as:
Yes, Jill Zarin, Teresa, Danielle, you are all offenders...
JEWELRY is pronounced JEW-EL-REE.
Thank you Andy for doing me and my girls this kindness...
I posted this earlier and it didn't make the board but I would love to see more diversity in the housewives series. Besides Black Americans I would love to see some Asian Americans, Indian Americans, Middle Eastern Americans and Hispanic Americans. I'm a black female with a diverse group of friends and I would love to see that represented.
Baby, we can meet anywhere you want. I've gotta big mancrush on you. If you're ever in Ojai, CA, let's go on a date.
Why, oh why, has Bravo gone to "all housewives from somewhere all the time"? What happened to a mix of shows to reach a broader audience, not just one little segment? No more housewives from anywhere, please, much less hour after hour after hour! I really would like to watch some of your other shows now and then! In fact, I have been waiting hopefully for a rerun of the Top Chef Masters Finale, but have never had a chance to see it!
Andy your the best!! Love Love Love your show and love how you handled the NY housewives at the reunion. You had your hands full. Good Luck with Danielle tonight, can't wait!
So sorry about your Buddha! I understand exactly how you feel. When my mom passed 5 years ago, my then 14 yr old daughter picked out an angel to place on the grave to watch over Grandma. Then, just this Memorial Day weekend, someone took not only the crock of flowers off my mom's grave, but the angel as well! Who steals an angel off a grave?!?! I was really upset, as was my daughter. My dad is trying to look at it that the person(s) needed an angel more than grandma and maybe it will change them. I'm not so sure about that, but I'm hoping. Maybe your Buddha will change the ingrate's heart; if not, there's still Karma on your side!