Marg Helgenberger and Nancy Grace have nothing on ME when it comes to the most pertinent questions of the day. I don't always answer them, but they're certainly something to chew on...
WHAT ON EARTH IS BEYONCE SINGING ABOUT!
In Beyonce's addictive new single "Check on It", B sings: "Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight." Which begs the question, what the hell does it mean to "Twork it"? I can't find "twork" at dictionary.com and did a general poll of the BRAVO staff who think it means anything from 'shaking it' to 'corking it' to 'busting a move on it' to 'flicking it' to something so pornographic that I can't describe it on this family site. Now I'm even confused about what 'it' is that we're 'tworking!' B, I'm quite certain that I am not ready for your jelly until I determine what you're singing about!
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED WITH THE "STRANGERS WITH CANDY" MOVIE AND WILL IT EVER COME OUT?
The company that bought the film, Warner Independent, was in a quarrel with the producers over clearance issues. The producers bought the rights to the film back from Warner, and Amy Sedaris herself reported to me that the film should be out in June of this year! PS. It's funny, funny, and more funny!
WHAT ARE THE "PROJECT RUNWAY" JUDGES WRITING ON THEIR NOTECARDS DURING THE RUNWAY SHOWS?
Kors, Klum, Garcia, and company are scoring each dress as it comes down the runway. They score from 1-5 (5 is the best!) and also write down comments and questions that they'll soon throw at the designers.
WHY DOES KELLY RIPA SOMETIMES WEAR MORE THAN ONE OUTFIT IN A DAY?
If you closely watch Kelly, Katie, Diane, and other ladies of the morning, you might notice that their outfits and hair often change within a 15 minute period. They routinely pre-tape segments for their shows, but don't want you to know it. In theory, they try to match what they wear in the pre-tape with what they'll wear on the air date, but it doesn't always work.
WILL CLAY AIKEN SOON ASSUME THE MANILOW SLOT IN ALL OUR LIVES?
All signs point to yes. The Mani-loonies are making way for the Clay-mates. Allegations of gay-ness are abundant. They both have "distinctive" noses. And both men sing like angels! Could it be magic? Well, yes!
HOW DID THE FIRST LADY OF CBS GET HER START?
Julie Chen is not only a host of "The Early Show" - she's married to the head of CBS, Les Mooonves! The queen of the eye net - and host of "Big Brother" - started her career like many other great TV folk, she was an intern at the CBS morning show in 1989. Hey wait a minute, I was an intern with her at the CBS morning show in 1989! And I didn't get to marry ANYBODY! NOT FAIR!