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Andy Cohen answers questions...about himself.

on Oct 13, 2006

I couldn't find anyone to interview today, so I thought I would chat up the often-compelling Andy Cohen.

Q: Andy, what the hell are you doing right at this minute in Los Angeles?
A: Well, thanks for asking you cheeky cherub! I am in LA on the set of a brand new Bravo reality competition show that will debut in '07.

Q: Tell us, have you had any celeb sightings during your stay?
A: There is an 8" or 9" foot tall Asian guy in my hotel who I think must be a basketball star. And I saw Matthew Broderick. And Dan Ackroyd. But not together.

Q: What hotspots did you visit while you were in LA?
A: Hmmm. Hotspots? I don't know. Like, did I meet Jessica Simpson at Cain and do blowcaine with La Lohan in the bathroom of the Ivy? No.

Q: Leave those dear girls alone. Well, where DID you go smartface?
A: People in LA wind up having a lot of drinks at a lot of hotels. So I was at the Four Seasons, the Chateau, the Sunset Tower, and maybe that's it.

Q: And did you see a lot of whores in those hotel lobbys and bars?
A: I actually did NOT. I looked and looked but saw no whores. My friend at the Four Seasons told me that there are Eastern Bloc Lady Whores at the Peninsula, though.

Q: Actually, a friend told ME that the Four Seasons is called the WHORE Seasons for obvious reasons.
A: You have really sick friends. There weren't any there and I am not talking about this anymore.

Q: OK. Andy, many people have posted on your blog wondering what you think of Keith Michael's rant on Blogging Project Runway.
A: Yes, I have seen those posts. I think that Keith has his own POV about what happened on the show. And I think he is pissed. That's pretty much some of what I think.

Q: OK, well that isn't exactly enlightening. Let's talk about Laura and Jeffrey.
A: You know what, hickory stick, I am not going to take any more questions about "Project Runway" right now because you are starting to bug me.

Q: Well, why did you interview yourself for this blog? You are an idiot, did you ever realize that?
A: It is almost 3 in the morning in LA and I am still on the set of our new reality show and I am punchy and irritated and coming down with a cough and sore throat so I don't care if you think I am an idiot.

Q: Do you realize that last week Michael Rucker interviewed himself using your questions from an old interview that you did with Michael Knight? You are ripping him off, aren't you?
A: Actually, you moron, I am ripping off Amy Sedaris. She interviewed herself last year, I think in a magazine called Index.

Q. Andy, you are an insufferable name dropper. And you can't spell.
A: You know what, Andy? I don't force you to read my blog so I don't need to hear your smacktalk.