Every so often, really late at night - I like to check in with one of my favorite people, Andy Cohen. Andy is an ok guy and he also happens to be my long term lover.
SO ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO RIGHT NOW...
Oh hey, Andy. I am on the set of a hit Bravo reality show and it is very very late at night. All my non-work pals are asleep, so it is nice to have your company at least.
OK WELL THANK YOU, I THINK? SPEAKING OF BRAVO'S CONTEST REALITY SHOWS, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE NEW YORK MAGAZINE COVER STORY THAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT?
Um, I thought the article was fine. Fair. I thought they could've focused on more of the success stories that have come out of our shows. But again, this is old news. I wish you would at least pretend to keep up with the blog. It is embarrassing.
BY THE WAY, NO ONE REALLY READS YOUR STUPID BLOG AND I AM NOT GOING TO START PRETENDING TO. ANYWAY, GIVE ME A PREVIEW OF TONIGHT'S "TOP CHEF".
There are some tears. The chefs get pissed off at the challenge. You find out who is Dale's best galpal in the house. It's a really good one.
WELL THAT'S NOT EXACTLY A COMPELLING PROMO BUT I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
It's a great episode and you are an ass.
YOU ARE AN ASS AND IT'S SAD FOR YOU BECAUSE EVERYBODY THINKS SO.
Great. Next question.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CROSSED EYES?
What's to say?