Oprah says she never puts just one color lipstick on hers. She blends up to three colors. As the years have passed and the show has slowly taken over the world, Oprah's lips more and more have become a sideshow unto themselves. Why go to a museum when there's a Van Gogh on that lady every day at 4?
The fact is that lips are white-hot and it's about time that people get a little bit of credit for them. Certainly Mr. JRM and Ms Scarlett J deserve SAG awards simply for their ballet of la lip. And no matter how talented a dancer she is or isn't, surely it's worth voting for Lisa on "Dancing with the Stars" just to make those beefy gills queen of the dance hall.