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Andy kvells about the glory that is Fleet Week ... and gets a little self-depricating.

on May 27, 20090

Is there a better time in NYC!?!? I ASK!? The crisp white clothes... The bewildered faces... The stolen moments... The ship to shore... Even as the city streets are being OVERTAKEN by bike lanes and islands and pedestrians, and gays are being thrown to the curb, there's always Fleet Week.

Why don't the Commies who h8 gay marriage just make the gays live in a sewer? OK that's the best outburst I can muster this early in the morning because I'm remaining focused on the gay marriage big pic, which is that it will happen. I'm an eternal optimist. (I really am even thought I seem like a snarky dude at times.)

We're taping the Jersey reunion sooner than you think and we need your questions NOW!!!! Please click HERE to submit your questions... And make them great! Tonight, by the way, is DRAMA on Make Me A Supermodel. Finale is next week! Who's gonna make it? I gaurantee you'll be surprised.

Last night my longtermlover (me) and I had a date night at Clearview Chelsea Cinema to see Star Trek. The previews were all so very sucky. It was all rip-offs of rip-offs. It made us happy that we can cross "movies" off our long list of things we want to do this summer. (Our next date night will be walking hand in hand on the Brooklyn Bridge.) 

We liked Star Trek though I THOUGHT I was going to looooove it. I'm a hair stupid, and so some of the time travel stuff went over my head. I asked my longtermlover to explain some of it, but it went over his head, too. Guess I'm not the only dummy in this relationship!

OK that joke is dumb, and getting dumber by the second — kind of like the last three years of Andy's Blog.

I caught a little of Jimmy Fallon last night; I'm embarrassed to say it was my first time seeing the show. It was weird and funny and stammery and fidgety and I liked it a lot! I see The Roots in the elevator almost every day (we leave at the same time apparently) and now I see how incredible they are. I felt bad for Jimmy last night when Whoopi Goldberg held him hostage with an endless story about conquering her phobia of flying. It was long and not too funny, kind of like this blog!

OK I have real work to do...

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12 comments
Samuel
Samuel

Andy,

Totally agree with other viewers. Do you plan to do a hosting show? or a reality show? It will be interesting to see how your real life is?

Samuel

Tom G
Tom G

Hey I had seen Star Trek and its very very good. I prefer the classic series..and wanted to see this Kirk/Spock make out in the worst way..but I digress. I hit the spoiler on Supermodel..A boys 3 way finale? interesting. If its a shocker like you said..I will be dissappointed like all my finales this spring.

Jilly
Jilly

Hey Cutie ~

Love your blog as always and sent you some love from over at Scented Glossy Magazines. What is going on with the shows lately? Mountaha gets booted from Make Me A Supermodel? Crazy. Should have been Branden. Mountaha had a killer walk and great look. I was crushed for her. And now all the dirt that is breaking about Danielle on RHWNJ? Holy crap! That is big, big news and I can't wait for next week to hear how the other women deal with it and her! It's going to be good. Thanks for the extra show of the Lost Episodes of the NY chicks; it just seemed like there was so much more left to see after the 2 reunion shows. I'm waiting anxiously for it to air tonight. Love the idea of even another RHW franchise but I think you need another one on another part of the country. Chicago? Texas? SF? Keep 'em coming. The jury is still out for me on The Fashion Show. I've watched all of them so far but it's hard not to compare it to PR. The least they can do is have better lighting and a better work room. Thank god they're getting rid of all the team challenges. Enough. Let's see what the designers can do themselves. Okay, enough of my critiques. Bravo has become my favorite channel and has the best programming. Thank you.

Jilly

elizabeth
elizabeth

Hey Andy, I heard Bravo is doing a Real Housewife of DC. I have the perfect person who would be great for the show, and she is willing to do it. Do you know who I should contact to get her on the show?

Viewer
Viewer

Bruce has strong opinions, right on! just wonder what word he thinks 'disc' and 'discing' comes from . . .

Peg
Peg

Oh Dear Andy! FLEET WEEK! (It's Fetish Week as well!) The mere thought of Fleet Week makes me grin! *W*!

Viewer
Viewer

Glad we have the men and women to defend Bruce's right to free speech. What about his right to really bad spelling?

Tim
Tim

The red matter and the time travel in "Star Trek" confused me, too, when I saw it the first time, but when I went back to see it again, I could more easily piece the timeline together. In my opinion, "Star Trek" is the movie of the summer as of now, even though I loved "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" and "Terminator: Salvation." If you haven't seen "Angels and Demons" yet, then do yourself and your longtermlover a favor and stay away from it! I read the book, and I was so disappointed in the movie. But that's just my opinion... I'm sure some people liked the movie. If I lived in New York, I would totally tag along with you to the movie theatre because it's more fun seeing movies with other people. The group dynamic and what-not. Same goes with TV, but, unfortunately, that's a luxury that I'm not afforded.

Glad you finally caught an episode of "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"... The Roots ROCK!!!!!

Bruce
Bruce

Andy: I didn't get your drift on Fleetweek. Were you trying to disc sailors and Marines as Homophobes? If so you would be discing yourself. A lot of gays are in the miltary and a lot of staights are there too defending your trashy Blog. What does one call of a homosexual who discs those who defend the very sppeech that they spew out? I don't have the answer because people like you would call me some stupid politically correct name. As far as the Don't Ask Don't Tell rule in the military IT WORKS. If it works don't break it. The Problems with homosexuals is that they want to wear their sexuality on their sleeve. It's private man, behind closed doors, that is unless you are Miss California, who was bobared by SEXIST TRASH RESPONSES to the POLITICALLY LOADED QUESTION that the homosexual "JUDGE" asked her in the MISS USA contest. It's not a contest, it's a media flit to demonize honest people and agrandize politically correct haters of free peech. Now to my question about BRAVO TV. Whatever happend to the best show on TV? I mean "Project Runway." That minoe league fake Fashon Show is a fraud and juvenile compared to the class of Tim, Heidi, Nina, Michael Kors and those contestants and the challenges on "Project Runway." I heard there were possibly some legal probelmes. What is the truth, if you can speak it without trash language like most of your Blog. Tell me pleasew. Bruce

surf77
surf77

Andy, Hey I agree with the above comment. That would be really cool to see a day in the life of Andy Cohen, like cool 2 minute clips of what an exec does! -Charlie

Viewer
Viewer

Andy - I am a HUGE fan of the Real Housewives and as I read my Washington Post this am - became even happier about you all coming to my hometown DC. Don't know how I can wait a year! You'll find different areas of affluent here - for example, Chevy Chase/Potomac wealthy are a little different from Northwest DC or Georgetown affluent and different from Virginia McLean/Great Falls/Arlington/Alexandria affluent. If you can find a way to capture all - it could be really interesting.

Viewer
Viewer

Andy, What is your day like? Maybe one day you can do a video of a day in the life of Andy. Jeanne